Ruby Rose x Darkness Reader

And now for Jaunedice(Part 1)

A/N: My least favorite story arc of the show has arrived... well... Enjoy!

Your POV:

Well, Ozpin heard Frost's story, and fearing the fact that Ironwood would indeed start to look for him, he allowed him to stay with me for the time being. I wonder how Ruby and the others will react to having another person in they're room

6-Way?

...Shade, if you ever suggest something like that again, I will purposely imagine your scrotum being torn off in the most painful way imaginable as your head is teleported away and forced to watch as you gasp for air without a throat

Where the HELL did that come from

Wow... I think maybe having you in my head is starting to get to me

Gee, ya think

Y/N: Anyway Frost, do you think you'll like it here at Beacon

Frost: Probably, maybe being teached by someone who isn't a crazy general will actually be nice.

Y/N: Yeah... so... let's meet the others

I opened the door and saw the girls each doing their own thing.

Ruby: Oh hey Y/N, where were you?

Y/N: Oh... there were explosions in the city so I decided to investigate, and then I found Sapphire-

Ruby: Was he that guy who looked a lot like me?

Y/N: Yeah, that still doesn't feel right. Anyway, I found him... er...

Shade suddenly possessed me

Shade-Y/N: Wait, wait I want to say it. We saw him HANDling our new friend here. He really felt LEFT-HEAVY.

Frost: Dude, not cool

Y/N: Sorry, he does that sometimes.

Yang: I feel like those were puns

Frost: They were, but you sort of had to be there to get them

Y/N:Anyway, this is Frost White. He's our new classmate and roommate.

Weiss: Why is it that we keep getting these new weird students...

Y/N: Oh, and as for the bed situation-

I then willed more darkness into my bed, and caused it to become a bunk bed

Y/N: Problem solved.

Frost: I don't see this working out at all...

Y/N: Give it a week

*ONE WEEK LATER*

Frost: I HATE IT HERE, I don't get any respect

Weiss: What do you expect, when you ask 'who's target practice today' of course you're going to get made fun of.

Frost: No target practice. No sparring bots. Some of the students are total pushovers.

Y/N: In all fairness, when you call someone a waste of space not even fit to be the target for a measly paintball gun, it's bound to hurt some feelings.

Frost: I can't believe I had to go to a bullying seminar because of that

Y/N: You also have to understand that you can't use your mercenary status for anything here, just try to pass off as a normal highschooler, okay?

Ruby: Well we have combat class now, so I doubt that there won't be anything exciting in there.

Frost: We'll see