KlanceFan1247 asked 'Pet names?'
Lance: ....
Keith: You just had to, didn't you? I honestly don't know what the purpose of pet names are.
Lance: ....
Keith: Though I call this one names like Cargo Pilot and Sharpshooter (it grows on you). Nothing else. Unless you count stuff like when we compare ourselves as fictional characters. Then I call him Sokka, Ron Stoppable, Beast Boy and some more I can't remember at the moment.
Lance: ...
Keith: And we're finished.
Lance: Well... I call him Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood, Lil Red, Raven, Nico di Angelo, Kim Possible, Mullet, Drop-out, Gothy, Emo, MCR, Imagine Dragons, P!atD, Fall Out Boy, Cowboy, Conspiracy Theorist-
Keith: Yes, most of the names we call are mostly used to annoy each other.
Lance: Twilight-
Keith: I WAS, LIKE, FOURTEEN!
Lance: SHUT IT MULLET!Keith: *sulks*
Lance: And let's not forget the kinky names such as-
Keith: -and now we're really done.
Keith: *drags Lance outside by his ear while looking so done with life*
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