kms_kindof_person asked 'Keith, has Lance EVER and I mean EVER worn a shirt that said, "All bi myself" before you two started dating?'
Keith: Before anyone says I'm giving a cliche answer, this is Lance we're talking about.
Keith: He wore All bi myself shirt three times a week before Pidge got sick of the pun and threw it out. Then he used something Altean liquid-ish thing-y that burned him and the shirt when he wrote the pun and wore it. He was put in the Healing Pod for three days. Then after we started dating he wore 'I'm not gay but my boyfriend is'. After day 2 I got sick of it and threw it out. And guess what he did. That's right, he used the exact same liquid-ish thing on another shirt which happened to be his last clean on since it was cleaning week and shirts fly as if leaves in Autumn when it's Cleaning Week. And you have no time to wash your clothes. Lance refused to be unhygienic and so went threw his shirts like snowflakes in a blizzard. He had no shirts, was in a healing pod for three days again, had to borrow my shirt which was too tight- And if I say tight I mean his swimmer's body's outline showed! I made him sleep in his own room and shunned him for a week! AND I FUCKING HATED IT!
Pidge: *pats his shoulder comfortingly*
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FanfictionDon't own the cover. So.... I wanted to do this.... so.... ta-da! I know it's lame, sue me. Self-explanatory title. Bottom!Keith x Top!Lance Update: Also I rant here since I don't get a lot asks. Mostly about Keith.
