KlanceFan1247 asked 'Okay, Lance since when did you have a crush on Keith, and when did you get a crush on Lance, Keith?'
Lance: Well I really don't remember. I started thinking he was kind of cute when we were at the Garrison Then I decided to push aside my feeling when Keith started beating everyone at everything and made him my rival. I think I really started liking him nice he became the Black Paladin and I became the Red one. Red kept one telling me to realize my feeling otherwise she'd kill me. Then she went all Mama mode when I did, and kept on shouting threats and stuff if I did anything. Do you know how long it took to get her to give us permission to have sex?!
Keith: A long time.
Lance: And when did you realize that I was irresisable, Keef?
Keith: ...
Keith: Okay, it was during the Garrison. I found you being annoying actually pretty cute.
Lance: Remind me to annoy you twice as much
Keith: Because I'd totally do that. Anyway I think around the time Lance got hurt from Sendak's bomb
Lance: Wait you found me being in pain attractive?!
Keith: Wha-? No, I-
Lance: Me almost dying is attractive! I mean obviously I am but couldn't you find me being alive attractive?!
Keith: Lance, I realized how dull everything was when you weren't there and was so scared.
Lance: Yeah, you kept kocking on the pod
Keith: How did you know-?
Lance: I was trying to stay unconscious but every time I was in a dream, knock, knock, knock. Then again knock, knock, knock. It was so annoying. And I swear if you do it next time-
Keith: I swear if there would be a next time....
Lance: Aw... I didn't know you cared
Keith: You did.
Lance: And I knew what you meant, just wanted to hear it out of your mouth.
Keith: *Storms out*
Lance: KEITH! Come on! Seriously?!
Lance: ...
Lance: Wait...
Lance: YOU HAD A CRUSH ON ME FOR THAT LONG! OH MY GOD, I AM ON A ROLL! I burned Keith, got to have sex with him three times this week and now know that he has found me hot for that long.. Wow, I feel so lucky
Keith: FUCK YOU LANCE!
Lance: NO FUCK YOU KEITH!
Keith: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Lance: NO I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO FUCK!
Keith: THAT'S WHY WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT UNTIL LIKE A MONTH LATER!
Lance: WHAT?! NO! THAT IS MEAN!
Lance: ...
Lance: At least he admitted that we're going to have it.
Lance: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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FanfictionDon't own the cover. So.... I wanted to do this.... so.... ta-da! I know it's lame, sue me. Self-explanatory title. Bottom!Keith x Top!Lance Update: Also I rant here since I don't get a lot asks. Mostly about Keith.
