Rebekkah487 asked 'Keith what is a nickname that lance gave to you and what is a nickname that you hate that he gave to you?'
Keith: One only...?
Keith: Okay, Lance for some reason likes calling me Ladybug
Lance: That I do
Keith: So I called him Chat Noir
Keith: Which didn't annoy him
Lance: Why would it annoy me?
Keith: I can live with Ladybug, she's cool
Keith: But if he calls me Teacher's Pet one more time I will kill him
Lance: But you are a teacher's pet!
Keith; HOW AM I A TEACHER'S PET?! I FUCKING GOT KICKED OUT OF THE GARRISON FOR MY FUCKING DISCIPLINE ISSUES AND YOU'RE CALLING ME A TEACHER'S PET?!
Lance: Listen, you're Shiro's favorite, at the Garrison all the teachers talked to much about you and all. Even after you left!
Keith: Everyone knows Pidge is Shiro's favorite!
Lance: You're still a teacher's pet
Keith: You're a goody-goody two shoes and lecturing me about being a teacher's pet?!
Lance: First of all, I was never a goody-goody two shoes. Second of all, yes I am. Because, you got kicked out for calling the Garrison out on their shit, which I will give you credit for, not because you kept answering back to the teachers or got bad marks or all that stuff.
Keith: I have got into a million fights!
Lance: Everyone had got into fight. But teacher's pet is someone who is favored by teachers and seems like a know-it-all who thinks they're above everyone else
Keith: *shocked, angry and offended big time* I have never thought that!
Lance: But you seem like that so that is what you are
Keith: FUCK YOU LANCE!
Keith: AND I SWEAR IF YOU MAKE A DIRTY JOKE-
Lance: Come one Keith. I'm not going to make a dirty joke. I just want to Netflix and chill with you.
Keith: What's Netflix?
Lance: *offended* It's only the best TV channel ever
Lance: You up for it?
Keith: Maybe later
Lance: But you have to promise no backing out. At all.
Keith: Okay, I promise. I'm not backing out. What's the big deal about it?
Lance: I'll just get whatever we need and tell you later *runs away shouting YES*
Keith: ...?
Keith: Okay...?
Keith: What would you actually really need?
Keith: You're just watching TV
Keith: Right?
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FanfictionDon't own the cover. So.... I wanted to do this.... so.... ta-da! I know it's lame, sue me. Self-explanatory title. Bottom!Keith x Top!Lance Update: Also I rant here since I don't get a lot asks. Mostly about Keith.
