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Question 11

Rebekkah487 asked 'Lance at one point in your life did you ever thought Keith was a girl because sometimes he does look like one?'

Keith: ....

Keith: I... 

Keith: ...What?

Keith: How do I...?

Keith: ...I... 

Keith: What the hell?!

Lance: *has the biggest shit eating grin ever*

Keith: No you haven't so don't even think about it

Lance: Well...

Keith: I swear if you make up some fake story or another...

Lance: I'm actually telling the truth. Well I'm going to tell the truth since I haven't yet told you what happened

Lance: So we're at the Garrison and I'm in the bathroom. Then suddenly someone comes out of the showers

Lance: They have long pretty black hair, and that's your fault, and like porcelain skin with drops of water

Lance: I'm staring at them like 'Oh fuck'

Lance: Then like the gentleman I was, I was going to ask them what they were doing in the boys'

Lance: They stare me with these huge purple eyes and long eyelashes and pink lips (A/N: Shut it it's Galra Physics). And I am frozen and can't say anything. They're wearing this really loose shirt and did I mention really really tight leggings

Lance: Like they were like a second skin

Lance: No joke

Lance: With pockets somehow

Lance: Like where on Earth did you buy leggings with pockets?

Keith: *trying not to strangle Lance*

Lance: But come on , what male has anyone seen with legs and an ass like that?

Keith: Everywhere Lance. Everywhere

Lance: I have banged males and they do not have legs like that

Keith: *confused* Banged....? Why would you bang males? Or females? Or anyone? Like wouldn't they get hurt or something? And since when do you see their legs when you bang them?

Lance: *sweats* No big deal. So they look exactly like a girl and I can't find my brain

Keith: It's been missing since the day he was born and still has yet to return

Lance: Shush, woman

Keith: Wo-

Lance: Anyway so they see that I'm doing nothing, raise an eyebrow and just leave

Lance: Then I suddenly bump into Keith and see these really pretty purple eyes

Lance: Then I'm like Fuck 

Keith: That-

Keith: That-

Lance: That wasn't you?

Keith: YOU JUST HAVE REALLY BAD EYESIGHT!

Lance: Keith I'm the team sharpshooter. Bad eyesight is not in the question

Keith: *speechless*

Lance: Wait I actually got you?

Lance: I actually got you?!

Lance: I ACTUALLY GOT YOU?!

Lance: I ACTUALLY GOT YOU!
Lance: ONE FOR LANCE, NIL FOR LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD, OH BURN BABY BURN!

Keith: Fuck you

Lance: *gone and screaming at the top of his lungs* GUYS, GUYS, I ACTUALLY BURNED KEITH! KEITH! NO JOKE! ASK HIM! YOU CAN TELL IF HE'S LYING

Keith: Fuck you

BTW, anyone else?

Me: I love to make Keith bottom and all cute and sweet

Keith: All loner-ish and emo and BAMF and seems like a total top

Me: I love to make Keith bottom and all cute and sweet

KEITH IS A BOTTOM. I HAVE MY OPINIONS AND HEAD-CANONS AND AM GOING TO KEEP THEM.