Ticci Toby
"C'mon baby I wasn't that drunk"
"You opened a box of tampons and said the look like little ghosts"
"..."
"..."
"They do kind of look like ghosts..."
Jeff the Killer
"Why is my arm broken?"
"... You dressed up as Batman and BEN dressed up as Superman and you jumped off the roof saying that you could fly"
"emmm... i'm going to go lie down..."
BEN Drowned
"I wasn't that drunk..."
"You ran down the street naked with a Mario hat on trying to jump over cars screaming 'LETS A GO!' and then you ran into I street light..."
"...."
"...."
"So that's why my I have a bruise"
Eyeless Jack
"Jack I don't think you should drink anymore..."
"Why not?"
"You went to a fruit stall and chopped up every single pineapple screaming 'DIE SPONGEBOB DIE!'
"Crap"
Slenderman
"I didn't drink that much darling..."
"You went up to a truck and whispered 'optimus prime.. I know your secret'
"Okay maybe I had a couple"
"Yeah, maybe..."
Trendorman
"I wasn't that drunk darling"
"You had one of Sally's dresses on and you were saying that you were a Disney princess and then you started singing Frozen..."
"I've never even seen Frozen..."
"You showed us all your Disney DVD's"
"Oh dear..."
Smexy
"Dear I am sorry for my actions last night but please explain to me what I done... I had quite a lot to drink"
"You started flirting with the person who brought the pizza..."
"You know me dear im just a flirt, you know I love you"
"Yeah but it was an old man that brought it..."
"I'm going to lie down..."
Laughing Jack
"hahahahahahah I wasn't that drunk hahaha"
"You were running around the house at 2am screaming 'CANDY' for two hours"
"hahahahah CANDYYYYY!!!"
Dr Smiley
"Owww... My head hurts"
"No wonder after last night..."
"What happened like?"
"You dressed up as a dog and chased Grinny around for an hour before you ran into a wall and knocked yourself out"
"So that's why i was covered in scratches"
Masky
"Babe why did i wake up outside a shop?"
"You had a bit much to drink last night..."
"Crap what did it do?..."
"You were in the shop and you saw a wet floor sign so you pissed on it... They threw you out..."
"Shit..."
Hoodie
"Babe you okay?"
"Y-yeah why wouldn't i b-be?"
"You had a bit much to drink last night..."
"W-what happened?"
"You threw my hamster out the window and shouted 'PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU'"
"S-sorry"
Puppeteer
"I didn't know you were a Harry Potter fan..."
"What how do you know?"
"Last night you ran into a wall screaming 'platform 9 3/4'"
"Oops..."
Bloody Painter
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You put on a bald cap thingy and started telling everyone you were Britany Spears"
"That's not that bad..."
"Then you took your belt off and gave it to BEN then you pulled your trousers down and started singing hit me baby one more time"
"Ohh em hehe... im going to lie down"
Dark Link
"You owe me a new lamp"
"What did it do to it like?"
"You started flirting with it then called it a whore because it wouldn't sleep with you so you... you raped the lamp..."
"Sorry... I'll go buy you a new lamp just now..."
