EXO Jokes 2
Kris at Suho
Kris: Suho, bat ang liit mo? HAHAHAHA
Suho: Kasi napunta lahat ng height ko sa baba mo. HAHAHAHAHA
Credits to the owner :D
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Suho at Tao
Suho: Binigay na ba card nyo?
Tao: Opo nay, good news ala na po ako line of 7!
Suho: Talaga? Patingin! English-65 Math-60 Science-69 Filipino-67 wala nga!
Credits to the owner
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texting*
Xiumin: Kris?
Kris: I'll be there in five minutes. If not, read this again.
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Kris at Luha
Kris: Hey you.
Luhan:
Kris: Yeah you.
Luhan:
Kris: You are fabulous.
Luhan:
Kris: You are amazing.
Luhan:
Kris: You are attractive.
Luhan: Stop talking to the mirror!
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Suho at Baekhyun
Suho: Have you been waiting long?
Baekhyun: No, but di you know that this place has 2,584 tiles on the ceiling?
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*Kris and Chanyeol texting*
Kris: My love
Kris: If you are smiling, send me your smiles
Kris: If you are sleeping send me your dreams
Kris: If you are crying send me your tears,
Kris: I love you.
Chanyeol: I'm in the toilet, what should I send?
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Xiumin at Chen
Chen: What did the dog say when it lost its bone?
Xiumin: What?
Chen: Nothing, dogs can't talk.
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Xiumin at Chen
Xiumin: Say you love me. Say you love me.
Chen: You love me.
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Kai at Chanyeol
Chanyeol: I hate it when people pour my cereal.
Chanyeol: They don't know how much I want.
Chanyeol: They don't know my life.
Chanyeol: They don't know what I've been through.
Kai: Hyung, calm down it's just cereal!
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Kai at D.O
Kyungsoo: If you would choose one thing, your life or me?
Kai: My life.
Kyungsoo: What?!
Kai: Because you are my life.
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D.O at Chanyeol
Chanyeol: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Kyungsoo: What?
Chanyeol: Nothing, they just waved.
Kyungsoo: Oh.
Chanyeol: Do you SEA what I did there?
Kyungsoo: ...
Chanyeol: I'm SHORE you did.
Kyungsoo: How do you have friends?
Chanyeol: Don't be such a beach...
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Chanyeol at Baekhyun
Chanyeol: Happy Birthday!
Baekhyun: Thank you! What did you get me?
Chanyeol: It was a surprise, but remember that red Mercedes you wanted so bad?
Baekhyun: YES YES YES YES OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH
Chanyeol: Well, I got you a toothbrush, same color.
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Suho at Chanyeol
Suho: When's your birthday?
Chanyeol: November 27.
Suho: What year?
Chanyeol: Every year?
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Luhan at Sehun
Luhan: Thanks! I had a great night!
Sehun: Me too! So are we going to sleep at my house or yours?
Luhan: Both! I'll sleep at my house and you'll sleep at yours!
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Kyungsoo is on a boat. D-ROW.
Kyungsoo has swag. D-YO.
Kyungsoo parked in wrong spot. D-TOW
Kyungsoo likes embroidery. D-SEW.
Kyungsoo declines. D-NO.
Kyungsoo is on the ground. D-LOW.
Kyungsoo is an enemy. D-FOE.
Kyungsoo is very sad. D-WOE.
Kyungsoo is leaving. D-GO.
Kyungsoo is acting slutty. D-HOE.
Kyungsoo is cleaning the yard. D-MOW.
Kyungsoo is finally gets it. D-OH.
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Chen has the bill. Kim Jongpay.
Chen says hello. Kim Jonghey.
Chen imitates a horse. Kim Jongneigh.
Chen has a laser. Kim Jongray.
Chen is happy. Kim Jongyay.
Chen is talking. Kim Jongsay.
Chen is at the beach. Kim Jongbay.
Chen is uncertain. Kim Jongmay
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Credits to the owner ;)
BELATED HAPPY LUHAN DAY!! PICTURE ON THE SIDE :)
