Taking care of the Revolutionaries{Hamilsquad X Reader}

•Chapter Seven{"Roast Queen"}•

-3rd/Narrator's POV-
"GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ME-"
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO TALK!?"
"SHUT THE F*** UP YOU SON OF A BITC-"
"NO YOU SHUT THE F*** UP YOU UGLY DWARF!"
"EXUSE ME!? AT LEAST I DON'T WEAR PINK-"
"IT'S MAGENTA SMARTA$$-"

"Ma?",Philip shaked you awake as the two men continued fighting downstairs.
"What is it Pip?",you open your eyes slightly to look at him.
"Pa and Jefferson are fighting again and it's getting annoying", Philip told you,his voice only slightly above a whisper.
"Again?",you asked him,your eyes only slightly open still trying to get used to the sunlight.
"Yeah",he said looking at the ground.
"Ugh!",you sighted as you got up, streching your arms. You sat up from the bed and opened the door,the screams of the two men becoming louder. If that was possible. You got downstairs,Philip behind you,seeing the men in the living room all bickering.

"AHEM!",you fake coughedmway louder than possible as all the men looked at you.
"(Y/NNNN).....Could you put on a shirt?",George asked pointing out the fact that you were only in your bra and sweatpants.
"Why do you still wear that thing anyway?",King asked.
"I said we were free of corsets,not bras you idiots",you facepalmed,"Now as this morning has already started off so beautifully. Why don't YOU tell ME why you are yelling at 9:00 in the friggin' morning!?"

"Well......I-um....We-.......",Laurens began.
"Well?",you asked again.
"These two were being idiots!",Herc pointed to Alex and Thomas,"....like always"
"HEY!",Alex and Thomas yelled at him as Herc slowly backed away.
"Well he isn't exactly wrong...",Laf said under his breath.
"LAFAYETTE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND",Alex yelled at him.
"Maaaaaa",Philip whined,"Make them stop,my head hurts from the yelling."
"Stop yelling! Or else...",you began.
"Or else what?",Thomas said.trying to be sassy.
"I'll poison your Mac and Chesee",you smiled innocently at him,letting the EVIL words flow from your mouth.
"NUUUUUU!",he droped to his knees.
"That doesn't affect me or any-"
"I'll make you clean the house",you smiled as they all went silent.

"Altight! Now what are we gonna ea-",you began,claping your hands.
"PANCAKES!",Philip yelled,trowing his arms in the air,"Pleaseeeeee."
"Okay",you agreed and walked into the kitchen,getting everything ready as Lafayette and Aaron followed you, desiding you needed some help.
"You seem to be taking the spot for the favorite 'child'","Thomas eyed Philip, glaring a hole through him.
"You jelouse,Jeffershi-"
"PHILIP!",Alex yelled.
"Pa,I'm nineteen! Seriously!",Philip whined.
"You're so ugly",Jefferson said, obviously addressing it to Philip.
You heard this and desided the "Roast Queen" needed to come out:"I've seen uglyer things,like your HAIR!"
Philip just dabbed,because why not?
"OOOOHHHH!"
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"Sooo...Philip,I noticed you've been calling (Y/N) "Ma",what's that about?", Laurens asked Philip as they were cleaning the dishes.
"I just....One day it kinda just hapened. I apoligised but she told me it was okay so I just continued to call her that...Is that a problem?",Philip said quietly.
"No,not at all. I mean it makes sense,I know you probably miss your mom", John said.
"I do....."
After a long silence:"Laurens,I'm really sorry for not listening to you back then,I was so stupid."
"Hey,that hapened 200 years ago,I should've done a better job",Laurens responded.
"Kinda funny how no one relised I never asled any questions on who you are when I first came here",Philip chuckled.
"Yeah",John joined in on the slight laughter,"Let's keep it that way."
"Yeah",Philip agreed.

But little did they know (Y/N) was there and she heard it all.
"So,all of those Laurens Ghost AUs aren't Alternate Universes after all", you thought to yourself.
"Hey guys",you entered the kitchen, pretending you didn't hear anything as the two men slightly jumped,"You done yet?"
"Yeah",they said in usion and walked over to you.
"Let's go watch a movie",you said and led them to the couch.
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-Time Skip-
-Later that night-
You were watching "Moana",it was amazing(to me at least). Almost everyone was asleep,exept Aaron and you.
"Sooo....Aaron,you haven't really talked that much at all",you said, looking at him.
"I'm not the type of person to talk that much,as you could probably tell", Aarom sighted.
"I could tell,but you seem interesting", you said.
"I'm really not",he said.
"Well....",you began but heard light snores.
"Well he fell asleep",you thought to yourself.
Philip snuggled up to your side and you smiled down at him,petting his hair lightly.
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Okay so everyone loves Philip and hates Jefferson...so yeah. Anyway I am so sorry for not updating,I know this sucks but I promise you that better chapters will be made in the future. Thank you so much for your support on this and all of my other books. They honestly suck most of the time,but I'm glad someone can enjoy this cral that I write. I might re-write some of the first chapters, please tell me in the comments if I should because I cringe at them. I hope you have a great day/night. Goodbye!

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