Your POV
Me and Sans continue to talk for an hour or so, and Papyrus eventually works up the courage to join us. As Papyrus is making his spaghetti, he suddenly gets an idea.
"SANS! (Y.N)! LET'S INVITE UNDYNE OVER!!" Papyrus shouted.
"Pap, bad id-" Sans tried to tell Papyrus, but it was too late. Papyrus had already called Undyne and they were discussing dinner.
"HI UNDYNE! CAN YOU COME AND EAT DINNER?"
Sans gives me a worried look. He motions for me to follow him back into the living room. We sit down, and he whispers to me. "Kid, you need to hide. Undyne is captain of the royal guard, and she would probably kill you," he explains.
Sans grabs my hand and pulls me upstairs before I can protest. He pulls a key out of his pocket and opens the door. We walk in. He goes over and opens his closet. He pulls out a ebony blanket.
"I know this is really awkward, but get in the closet. Undyne breaks down doors, so it's not guaranteed that she can't get in this room, even if I lock it. So ju-"
"It's fine Sans. Hopefully she doesn't break down the closet door, too," I interrupt. I climb in. This really IS awkward. He puts the blanket over me and closes the door. I can hear him going downstairs, and then the entrance being broke open. I want to run down there and tell her about doorknobs so bad.
"HEYA, PUNKS!! SANS! WHILE PAPYRUS IS MAKING THE SPAGHETTI, WE'RE GONNA CLEAN YOUR ROOM!" I heard from downstairs. Must be Undyne. I can hear someone sprinting up the stairs. I peek through the cracks only to see Undyne KICK the door open. That's it. If she finds me, I'm giving her a tutorial on how to use doorknobs.
Then Sans walks in. He looks nervous. I can't tell if it's because he WANTS the socks on the ground or scared Undyne will find me. Probably both. I see Undyne walk over to the... tornado, I think? That's normal. However, when she puts her hand on it, she's flung across the room. And guess what's right across the room? The closet. She smashes into the closet, breaking it down.
"THEN LET'S START WITH RHE CLOSET, SINCE THE DOOR IS BROKEN!" Undyne yells. Guess this is why Sans gave me a blanket. But sooner or later, she's going to pick it up and find me.
"SANS!! YOU NEED TO FOLD THE BLANKETS, YOU IDIOT!!" she shouts. Um... help? Luckily for me, she chooses mine first. Oh boy.
"SANS!! THERE'S A HUMAN!! YOU IMBECILE!!!" Undyne shouts. My ears really hurt.
"Hey, Undyne! I'm going to give you a tutorial on how to use doorknobs!" I couldn't hold it back any longer.
To be continued...
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Rattled (Sans X Reader)
FanfictionYou fell into the underground on a bed of yellow flowers. Little do you know that's there's a lot more than an adventure waiting. Just so you know, there's nothing dirty. Lol.
