━ EUPHORIA ( chandler riggs #2. )

02 ⊳ GROUP CHAT

EUPHORIA
ii. group chat
❝HOW DO YOU KIDS DEAL WITH ERIN ON A DAILY BASIS?❞

'FELICITY FAMILY'

MYA
WHO IS READY FOR TOUR??

LYRIC
ME

CHAIRHANDLER
i'm ready for tour but you're not
you need to pack still

MYA
shushhhh

SIS
mE BECAUSE I GET TO SEE CHYA FLIRT FOR MONTHS

TURTLE KILLER
TBH

LYRIC
I'M SO EXCITED FOR THAT
I'M GOING TO TAKE SO MANY PICTURES OF CHYA

NOT TONY STARK
OKAY TRUE

'SAM'URAI
don't you see chya flirt in the group chat??

COLTON BEAN
that's true.

SIS
YEAH BUT THEY CAN'T EVEN ESCAPE ME
BECAUSE WE'RE ON THE SAME BUS AHA

LYRIC
SEE NOW THAT'S A GOOD IDEA
WE SHOULD LOCK THEM IN A ROOM

SIS
LYRIC THIS IS WHY YOU'RE MY FAVE BAND MEMBER

SUITCASE
welp

ACTUAL MOTHER
Erin, please don't annoy your sister.
Or her band members.
Or me.
Actually, just don't speak.

MYA
thank you, mom.

TURTLE KILLER
I LOVE THE EMERSON FAMILY JUST SAYIN

SUITCASE
if erin shuts up for two minutes i'd be shocked

SIS
I NEVER ANNOY MYA

SUITCASE
sure thing, jan.

ACTUAL FATHER
That's a lie.
You dropped Mya on her head as a baby because you were bored.

MYA
EXCUSE ME?

SIS
OKAY TRUE BUT NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TO HER

ACTUAL MOTHER
WE HAD TO TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL TO HAVE STITCHES

MYA
WHAT?

CHAIRHANDLER
i don't think mya knew about this

MYA
I DIDN'T

SIS
AND...?

ACTUAL FATHER
How do you kids deal with Erin on a daily basis?

ACTUAL MOTHER
A question that I asked myself when she lived at home

CHAIRHANDLER
we don't

COLTON BEAN
we usually just leave her to fangirl and hope that she passes out eventually

'SAM'URAI
and if she doesn't pass out, well then you're screwed.

TURTLE KILLER
you usually have to remove her from the chat at that point

ACTUAL MOTHER
"Let's have a kid, Rosie!"
*Creates a devil*
"Let's have another kid, Rosie!"
*Creates less of a devil*
WHY DO I LISTEN TO YOU JACOB?!

SIS
Y'ALL ARE RUDE
I HATE ALL OF YOU
EXCEPT FROM LYRIC BC SHE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING

LYRIC
i'm an angel

CASEY
I SAID NOTHING TOO WTF
ALSO LYRIC YOU'RE SECRETLY A DEVIL DON'T PLAY

MYA
ERIN, YOU DROPPED ME ON MY HEAD AND YOU'RE CALLING ME RUDE??

SIS
YES

CHAIRHANDLER
i sense so much logic rn

SIS
i sense so much sarcasm rn

CHAIRHANDLER
you sensed correctly well done

MYA
LYRIC
SUITCASE
WHEN WILL YOU BE HERE

LYRIC
just finished packing so ten to fifteen minutes

SUITCASE
YOU STILL CALL ME THAT??
also about half an hour

MYA
OFC I DO

ACTUAL MOTHER
she never stopped calling you that

CHAIRHANDLER
wait, why do you call him suitcase??

MYA
because he forgot to bring his suitcase on tour once
also his name is casey
suit'case'y
see, i'm creative

CHAIRHANDLER
you most definitely are, babe.

SIS
"BaBe"

LYRIC
BABE I'M CeYAJAYBahabajIayatTyy

NOT TONY STARK
CHYA IS EVEYHIWNEH

TURTLE KILLER
MY SHIP

ACTUAL FATHER
I think my phone is about to explode

ACTUAL MOTHER
Same.

SUITCASE
GUYS CHILL

COLTON BEAN
CALM DOWN
MY POOR PHONE CAN'T HANDLE THIS

'SAM'URAI
okay but how do you forget your suitcase on tour?

MYA
tHAT'S WHAT I SAID

SUITCASE
i was rushing

LYRIC
pls make sure you remember your suitcase this time bc i do not want to make a stop at some random shop just to get you some clothes

SUITCASE
i will, don't worry.

SIS
he won't

MYA
he definitely won't