EUPHORIA
xvii. group chat
❝EXCUSE ME?❞'WALKER SLAYERS & OTHER AVERAGE HUMANS'
MYA
does anyone want to go shopping around one or two tomorrow before the show?
wow guys not all at once
slow down slow down we can all shop together
seriously i can't keep up with your texts
i hate you allSIS
you love us reallyCHAIRHANDLER
why do you need to go shopping?COLTON BEAN
presumably we need food in the tour busMYA
i'm hungaryKISH
and so it begins...SIS
PUN WARS?LYRIC
FINALLY ANOTHER PUN WAR BETWEEN MY SHIPNOT TONY STARK
MY PARENTS
MYA IS MY MUMMY
CHANDLER IS MY DADDYMYA
EXCUSE MECOLTON BEAN
babe, read that text again and please choose your words very carefully next time.NOT TONY STARK
???
O SHIT
NO NOT LIKE THAT
BABE I LOVE YOU
MYA I'M SO SORRYCOLTON BEAN
chandler better not be your daddy or else a bitch is gonna get cutMOM
WHAJAKAKAKAKANSJDJAGWGBWNWCHAIRHANDLER
maybe you should czech the fridge
(also, hailee, n o)MCMULLET
When will you run out of puns?SUITCASE
well it's time to mute the chat'SAM'URAI
i did that a while ago and my life became boringMYA
i'm russian to the kitchenKATE-BAE
why would you mute the chat? chya is fabulous.LYRIC
^^^SIS
^^^SUITCASE
i don't enjoy my phone explodingDANAI
I don't think anyone does.CHAIRHANDLER
maybe you will find some turkeyMYA
we have some but it is covered in a layer of greeceFLIP PHONE ANDY
I'm s o con f us e dNANNY NORMAN
your lack of knowledge on technology confuses meSONEQUA
we need to teach andy how to use a phoneCOLTON BEAN
that will end horribly and we all know itFLIP PHONE ANDY
S t ill h er eJEFF
you've been saying this for a really long time nowKATE-BAE
G R E E D U SCHAIRHANDLER
ew, there is norway you can eat thatMOM
hOw dO yOu cOme Up wItH ThEse pUns?!1!DAD
they're mya and chandler. what do you expect?MYA
i give upSUITCASE
fina-fucking-lly'SAM'URAI
i actually need to go shopping so does anyone want to come with??KATE-BAE
i will'SAM'URAI
not youMYA
what?KATE-BAE
uh, okay?COLTON BEAN
i'll come'SAM'URAI
that sounds wrong
but okayNOT TONY STARK
HE'S ONLY COMING FOR ME HOEMOM
WHATDAD
WHATNANNY NORMAN
WHATSONEQUA
WHATALANNA
WHATSUITCASE
WHATCHAIRHANDLER
WHATMYA
THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND
WOO
GET IN THEREKISH
YES HAILTONCUDLITZ
well, we've learnt things today.JESUS
YOU. NEED. JESUS.NOT TONY STARK
well obv i love me and colton but i think the best ship is chyaKATE-BAE
chya is my number one priority tbh'SAM'URAI
well that clearly shows how low your priorities areMYA
excuse me?CHAIRHANDLER
sam, what the fuck?SIS
did you just diss my ship?LYRIC
what? please explain before i cut off your dick.NOT TONY STARK
sam, honey, wyd?COLTON BEAN
sam...KATE-BAE
do you have a problem or something, sam?'SAM'URAI
yeah, i do.['SAM'URAI LEFT THE GROUP CHAT]
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