Becoming A Weeb

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Note: That game was my childhood and the titles have nothing to do with the story thanks

Also 100 views I'm officially a meme

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"Guys!" I yelled. "The principal said that Anime was real!" Everyone around me gasped. 

"Nani? Kore wa subarashīdesu! (this is awesome; I am aware that that's one of the character's "names")

"Well! I found this thing called K-pop, and it's awesome!" Kakkoi-chan interjected. "I don't understand, but it sounds cool with all the effects-"

"Is it Japanese?" I questioned her, cutting her rambling off. If it wasn't Japanese, it wasn't worth my time. 

"..no..." She looked away, and picked up her stuff. "Well, um, I've got to go now..."

"You better! What a pleb." I scoffed, flipping my hair over my shoulder. "Anime only, zone." Everyone else nodded slowly. They shared looks, but said nothing. 

We headed home for the day. Our small group traveled from the school, to my giant f•cking Dai teitaku (mansion). On our way home, we stopped by a maid cafe to chill out. We greeted the barista, and sat down in one of the booths. 

We took out our phones, and conveniently bumped into someone from school, wearing a Naruto hat. I ignored him, maybe thinking he was a f*cking normie of something, but he approached us with a smile. "Hi, I'm Mateo, but you can call me, FuwaFuwa-kun."

"Nani? You're one of us?" Subarashii-kun smiled. "That's great! We'll show you the ropes." He slid into the booth, squishing Bara-chan onto the wall.

"Oh unko! Gomenasai! ( Sh•t! sorry!)" He apologized, and moved away from her. 

Bara-chan giggled, and blushed slightly. She went to hug him. That was early. "It's fine!" FuwaFuwa-kun sweatdropped, and pushed her away. 

"Uh, so, what makes you thin you're in a viable position for this jo- placement?" I asked, looking straight at his eyes. His confidence wavered slightly, as he sat straighter. 

"I have watched many Animes, you can't even." He bragged, snapping his fingers. "Have you seen Boku No pico? I guess not!" 

"Good point. I'll check that one out later. Tell me, how do you see yourself in the future?" Subarashii-chan questioned, scribbling something down in his notepad. 

FuwaFuwa-kun seemed to stop and think for a while. "I'll hopefully have a better occupation in this guild and help others integrate. Hey, what did the duck say when he walked up to the lemonade stand?"

We ignored the incoming corny joke, and continued pestering him with standoffish questions. "What do you think you will be able to do for this guild?" 

Bara-chan seemed to be humming something. "...and he said to the man, running the stand, 'hey, ya got any grapes?'" 

"I will be able to-"

"GUyS!" Subarashii - chan screamed. "Look at Kakkoi-chan's Insta feed! It's filled with non-anime stuff!" 

"WHAT?" I shrieked, causing other people to stare at me and shake their heads muttering, "Young people..."

"Yeah, look!"

Kakkoiluvsanimu was now, SOEPIEluvsTAETAE

*Insert dramatic gasp that author is too lazy to elaborate on*

Her likes were filled with attractive men dressed in Gucci shirts and one had the name G-DRAGON or something like that. Then, a video that she sent to Subarashii-chan began playing. 

It kept repeating weird non-Japanese phrases, and D.N.A popped up many times. (Yes, Deoxyribonucleic Acid.)

*Insert someone choking on water*

She sent it along with the message of, "OOOOH! BTS'S COMEBACK OOOOOOOOOOOOO" It was very obnoxious, even for me. 

Subarashii-chan shrugged, handing me his phone. I texted,

Me: Howa dare uuuU 

SOEPIEluvsTAETAE: wut

Me: IMA VERY INSULTED TRAITOR

Me: YOU ARE EXCLUDED

SOEPIEluvsTAETAE: Wait no!

Me: GOOOOOOOOOOODB BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (A/N also has any of you seen the movie Finding Max or something it's so wrong about Peruvian culture there was a Mexican fiesta in the town wtf)

SOEPIEluvsTAETAE: NOO Wait 

This Person Has Blocked you, You Can Not Respond To Them. Succs to Succ ma dude

SOEPIEluvsTAETAE: I'm sorry. I've just moved away from Anime, it doesn't control my life anymore. You should try moving on as well. 

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