Becoming A Weeb

However you say 1 in Japanese

I am Kirakira-chan, guild member of Anime is life, and owner of the Darkest Dimension Sword. My friends, kakkoi -san (AKA Sophie), subarashii -chan (AKA Alexander), and bara -chan (AKA Claire), are all in the same guild as I. We usually get in fights with secondary characters, other guilds, and even people of higher authority. 

I have been chosen to go to the holy land of Japan, and I successfully convinced my mother, whom is a half neko, yet I haven't discovered my secret power yet, to take us to Japan.

"Watashi want to go to Japan, desu." I say, holding my head up high. By now, my mom's looking at me weirdly. F*cking normies, I manage to think. 

"Sweetie, we can't afford going to Japan." My mother replies, taking a sip of Don Pérignon out of her champagne glass. She smoothes down her one-of-a-kind armor- Gucci dress, and sighs dramatically. Her sigh is so loud, that every butler can hear it inside the mansion. "Besides, I already got you what you wanted for your birthday. Those weird reverse magazines or comics." 

I pouted, sticking my bottom lip out and giving a sad look. She glanced at me and said, "Oh, alright, you mistake, go ask my sugar daddy- your dad. He will want to take you." 

My eyes widened. I squealed in glee, as I chanted the lyrics to Sword Art Online's theme song. I ran towards my father's office, which was located near the end of the lavish hall. I bumped into one of the butlers, their name being Sebastian and they sighed, his fringe going over his eyes. 

"Yes, madam?" He asked, probably wanting to kill himself. He had eyeliner around his eyes. I had deducted he was emo and worthless. 

"Did you learn how to attack other people using silverware yet?" I narrowed my eyes, recalling about a certain dreamy butler.  

"Madam, what do you mean?" He questions, and every time he asks, I get the urge to Dragon Fire Punch him in the face. 

"Baka! It means nothing. Urusai, let me go!" I exclaimed angrily, not wanting to divulge my disguise. An irk mark appeared on my forehead. Stupid normal humans that do all the work for me. Sebastian stood upright, bowed, and went on his way. I knocked the door to father's study, and he let me in. 

"S-Sugoi..." I gasped. Dad's study was amazing. A voice broke through incriminating thoughts. "Yes, Kira? What do you need?" 

My father was 1/5th wolf, and if he really wanted to, he could sprout ears and a tail. In his younger days, he was a demon slayer. I still don't know if I got my mother's or my dad's side. I identify as 1/4th neko, a bit of wolf, a Dragon Slayer, and 1/8th ghoul. I am skilled in swordsmanship. 

I stood proudly. "Watashi want to go to the holy land of Japan." His brows furrowed, and then he laughed. 

"Sure, my little one... I'll, um... get right to it!" He sweat dropped, turning away in his swivel chair, clearly pretending to book a flight in the magical iron dragon. 

"I'm 12, and arigatou! Watashi wa anata no koto o daisuki desu! (I love you; according to Emmie11_MC) chirped, skipping out of the room. I had to tell my 3 only friends! I ran towards my room.

I took out my phone and started texting them. 

Me: Fellow guild members, I am proud to say that I'm going to JAPAN!

kakkoi -san: yay! Bring back a body pillow of my waifu!

subarashii -chan: I LUV TENTACLES BRING BACK THEM

bara -chan: Oh my L, you should totally bring back a keychain of ninetails -sama!

Me: Totally! I'll bring you all some kawaii stuff!

subarashii-chan: oi! I want some cool stuff!

Me: Gomen, subarashii -chan, I'll bring you something cool- LIKeE A FIGURINE

{All}: YEAH

I squealed, sensually touching the abs of a male lead character with light blue hair and undiscovered powers. Secretly, when nobody's watching, I make out with the poster... SHHH!

I turned on the TV, where the next anime was currently airing. Oh my abs of a male lead character with light blue hair and undiscovered powers! It was one of my favorites. 

The subtitles were on, and despite the crappy translation, I was happy. I imitated them and copied their moves. I even shouted their catchphrases. 

"Don't hurt my nakama!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. "Koroshite kudasai!" Which definitely means eating is fun (no it's not). Everyone ignored me because my sibling was more loved than me. Also, I was dropped as a baby. That explains a lot. 

Anyhow, after I finished being a disappointment to all, I 'Naruto' ran all the way downstairs to eat dinner alone because that's how the rest of my life is gonna be. I have constantly asked my cooks to make me a bento box, but they only know how too cook LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE but bento boxes. Ugh, I hate them. 

I trudged back upstairs to stay awake for more hours watching High school DXD.