The Asshole is my Kryptonite

War with Shaving Cream

Chapter 5 - not edited yet

It was currently 4am and I was sneaking into the boys cabin. Creepy? A bit. Worth revenge? definitely.

Last night after our swim not only was I thrown in the lake a countless number of times by Miles, I was also scared to death when I realized he had hidden underneath my bed to scare the living daylights out of me.

He had succeeded.

So I was practically forced to do what I'm doing right now, he had it coming. I crept towards Miles' bed and had slipped a pair of wireless headphones over his ears. It's a well known fact that Miles Sole was a very deep sleeper.

When I had made sure the headphones were securely over his head I walked back over towards the door, went to the category of 'heavy metal' on my phone and raised the volume to the fullest. I hit play to one of the songs and watched as he jumped up and hit his head on the roof since he was on the top bunk. I stifled my laughter at first but that didn't last long since he also fell off the bed causing me to fall to the floor laughing. I had tears slipping from my eyes due to the laughter and was literally rolling on the floor laughing.

Once I had finally opened my eyes and picked myself up off the floor I was faced with a very exhausted Miles in his sweatpants. I couldn't help but giggle at the sight, his had perfect bed hair, the type that some guys spend hours on to try to achieve the same look. There was an amused glint present in his eyes, and his expressions soon changed into one of his all famous smirks. I looked at his hands and indeed in them there were two bottles of shaving cream. I flicked my head up to look at Miles but he took a step closer,  causing me to take one back.

"C'mon Miles no need to be drastic here."

"Oh but I think there is sweetcheeks." He replied taking another step forward. By now nearly everyone in both cabins had awoken and all the boys in the cabin were currently sitting in their bunks watching or talking.

"Miles you had it coming after everything that you did to me yesterday. It's only fair." I tried to defend myself once more.

"Exactly, that's why I am giving you a five second head start to run." I just stood there staring at him. He wouldn't.

"Five" he began,

"Four"

He would.

I began sprinting as fast as my legs could carry me towards the girls cabin and tried to scan the area for somewhere to hide. I ended up deciding the closest place was the closet when I could hear Miles approaching. Original I know.

I tried to slow my breathing so it could quieten me down a bit.

"I know you're in here sweetcheeks." I didn't move as I could hear him throwing things all over the place.

"If you come out now I'll only use one can of shaving cream" Oh seriously, your too kind Miles. Idiot.

I could hear him striding towards the closet. He flung open the closet door with a noticeable smirk tugging at his lips.

"Well hello there sweetcheeks" He shook the two cans in his hands. Oh hell no. I pushed him out of the way and ran for the door, it was obvious he didn't expect that but there was no way I was going down without a fight and Miles of all people should know that.

Before I could depart the room Miles had grabbed me by the waist and had tackled me to the ground, sitting on my waist. Such a gentleman.

"Get off me you fat oaf!" I yelled while pounding his chest, although knowing it would make absolutely no difference since I could feel him tense every time I swung to hit him. He used his knees to pin down my arms next to my waist and once again begun shaking the cans.

"Sole if you spray a single piece of cream on me, I will make sure you can't conceive children." He looked taken a back but what I had just said, but narrowed his eyes at me as if challenging me.

"Do not test me. Risk it if you like." I continued. He raised himself a bit so that if I moved I wouldn't be able to hit him near the groin and before I knew it I had shaving cream sprayed at me in places I didn't even know was possible. There was shaving cream in my hair, my face, my arms, my chest, my clothes and all over the floor surrounding us. Luckily the girls cabin had emptied out due to my previous prank on Miles waking everyone else. I had finally managed to slip out one of my arms from under Miles' knee and grabbed one of the cans from his hand.

His eyes widened since he knew what he had coming. I lifted my hips causing him to lose his balance and fall off. Before he could react I was spraying the contents of the can all over him. Once he had picked himself up the war of shaving cream had begun.

We had only stopped when our cans ran out of ammo. We were literally covered in head to toe in shaving cream and once we had locked eyes we burst out laughing. I couldn't help but chuckle at the sight. We were two matured seventeen and eighteen year olds and we just had a war in shaving cream.

"Okay, now that I believe we have both had our revenge I'm going to go have a shower and clean up" I spoke up once the laughter had died down.

"Want some help sweetcheeks" he winked. He actually winked. I punched him in the shoulder like any normal person would.

"You wish Sole"

"Yes, yes I do" I could feel my cheeks turn a light scarlet colour.

"You're so fucking innocent sweetcheeks"

Hello all!! Hope everyone had a great easter :) so sorry for this kinda filler chapter I know no one likes a filler chapter but there shall be a lot of drama next chapter :) Hope you are all having a happy, safe and good day and if your not don't forget to smile :) thanks for reading and please vote/comment :) x