Joe and the girl that fell in love with a couch

Joe and the girl that fell in love with a couch

" well hi there I'm Elizabeth orange parrot pineapple zebra mussels , but you can call me Liz . "
" I'm from Iowa but I didn't like the way 'IOWA ' sounded on my tongue so I moved !"

" now I'm living in a magical place called..... QUEENS NEW YORK !"

" there are so many nice people here , nice people , nice animals , nice insects ."

"All though the air does smell quite foul I still love it "
" helloooooo there Liz! "
I heard from across the coffee shop that I was currently choosing to bless with my presence

"Oh hi joe !"
I say , joe is my Neighbor he has 6 kids a wife and his parents all living in his apartment , it sounded lovely to live with that many people but he always seemed to think it was silly when I would say that

" what are you doing today Elizabeth ? "
He asked in a rather lively manner

" nothing! " I replied with such enthusiasm I'm sure that he must have peed a bit

" would you like to come couch shopping with me ? "
He asked , couch shopping what a wonderful Amazing fantastic way to spend my Sunday , I thought

" of course ! That sounds so extremely fun I think that would be awesome " I was so excited I could not have thought of anything more fun to do

" well we best be off ! "
Joe yelled , he started to walk out of the shop in a marching sort of matter , we hailed a cab and then we were off , off to the magical place called 'furniture world' once we got there I was overwhelmed with joy and happiness to be at such a marvelous place

"Well we are here! " joe exclaimed but I barley cared what anyone said to me at this point , by this Time I was just so excited to be at such a great place that I felt like I could just die at any moment and be completely content with my life .

" where should we go first ?" He questioned
Hummm I thought for a moment

" well we could go to the beds! " i said hoping that he agreed

" yeah sounds good " he said I got more and more excited each step we took towards my destiny of looking at beds I carefully lay down on each bed inspecting it , if it's soft , comfortable , firm or anything in between . We looked and tables , lamp , chairs , beds , dressers , curtains
But the one thing that we actually came to look at we hadn't looked at yet
THE COUCHES! The amazing wonderful fantastic couches!

" should we look at the couches now ? " I asked hopefully

" sure " joe said as he started to walk to the direction of the couches and there we were ! It was fabulous ! I was in heaven I sat on each and every couch ! Twice !! There were black ones brown ones white ones ones with recliners ones with cup holders ones that massaged you but we had been looking forever but we just hadn't found the one yet

" this is frivolous " joe said angrily

" we have been looking forever !" He exclaimed

" we will find one joe ! " I say
Just then I saw the one ! The most amazing wonderful beautiful perfect couch that has ever existed . It was grey and small it had cute pink pillows

It was perfect

"That one ! It is perfect " I say walking up to it and melting inside because of how amazing it was

" oh yeah your right I like this one " joe says
Yes I thought this is the one , the perfect one

" I'm gonna cry " I say sitting on the couch

" me too "
joe says just then a very pushy mad approached us
" hello I'm Jim do you need assistance with anything ? " he asked.

" yes we want this couch it's perfect " I say to the pushy man

" okay right this way " he says walking over to this computer

" okay we can have one shipped to your house by Friday " he says , and I totally freaked out

" Friday !!! That's way to long I need this Specific couch and I need it now " I yell

" okay ma'am but that's just our show couch " he says

" and ? " I ask in quite a hateful tone

" it's not for sale " he says I was suddenly filled with sadness

" what do you mean it's not for sale " I say

" well it's just to show you what the couch looks like " he said to me I suddenly got the urge to hit the pushy man

" if you won't sell me that couch then I'll just stay here " I say marching over to the couch to claim my territory

" okay fine " the pushy man said back

I stayed there for a week , constantly being an annoyance to all the customers shopping assistants and managers and finely it came to the the last straw I used all my might and picked up the couch and walked out the door

" what are you doing " the pushy man yelled " but I ignored him and just walked away
I walked 6 blocks with the couch raised high above my head , I carried it for hours probably years actually , I carried it till I got to he's home

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKE !
I rapidly knocked on joes door

" hi " he said

" you got the couch ! " he yelled in a very excited manner

" yes ! " say picking it back up and putting it on his floor and then plopping on it and falling asleep

I lived the rest of my life on that couch and it was totally awesome

THE END