Iron Woman

Help me shower?

"sure Tony. can you find your way to the bathroom?" Bruce ask. Tony nodded.

"yeah, but you have to help me make sure I get all the blood off myself and clean my hair." Tony said. Bruce swallowed hard.

"Tony I don't know if I should..." Bruce trailed.

"why? 'cause of my 'female' body? knock it off Bruce and come help me, besides we've showered naked together in a chemical shower." Tony said.

"yeah but you had man parts then and our skin could have been melting off." Bruce said.

"Bruce you're going to help me because I don't believe this is anything more then a trick because I can't see." Tony glared.

"oh yeah and when you have to take your bra off to get in the shower?" Bruce ask. Tony laughed.

"wow you guys are good at this game, slipped a bra on me while I as unconscious." Tony laughed.

"Tony have you been to the bathroom?" Bruce ask. "I mean like, gone pee or anything?" Bruce ask. Tony paused.

"no." Tony replied. Bruce snickered.

"you're going to be in for a hell of a surprise." Bruce said.

"what? you give me a drug or something so I feel like I have female parts?" Tony laughed. "yeah right. you're helping me in the shower." Tony said. Bruce sighed awkwardly.

"fine." Bruce muttered, grabbing Tony some clothes. "go get in, but you have to take a bath, I'm not getting in that fucking shower to clean you. I will sit outside the bathtub, thats it." Bruce glared. Tony rolled his eye's.

"what is your problem? you act like you've never seen me naked, but you know as well as I do thats not true. when you can't find a date or your date leaves you early, I always step up and help you." Tony glared. by help he meant 'let Bruce fuck him'.

"okay, that was twice and you offered!" Bruce replied.

"only because I couldn't stand to see you so stressed because you needed a good fuck! you wallowed around and refuse to do anything until I finally offered!" Tony replied. "now come on and help me clean up!" Tony shouted.

"fine." Bruce sighed. "but I'm only washing your hair." Bruce muttered.

"okay but you have to make sure I get all the blood off me." Tony said. Bruce sighed and nodded. "go find your way to the bathroom and start the water." Bruce said. Tony nodded and did what Bruce said. she stripped down and climbed in. she relaxed in the water, she paused hearing something dump into the water. "Bruce? is that you?" Tony ask.

"yeah. I'm pouring some Epsom salt  and bubble bath in." Bruce replies. Tony nods slightly sinking into the water more. Bruce reached over and turned the water off. he watched her relax in the water. "Tony, when's the last time you actually relaxed?" Bruce ask.

"it's been a few years." Tony replied. "but this is nice." Tony added. "it's been so long since I've been able to relax." Tony mutters. Bruce grabbed the shampoo.

"but, you normally act so relax?" Bruce ask. Tony nodded.

"I'm a good actor aren't I? I don't want anyone to worry." Tony muttered.

"I'm going to dump a cup of water on you head so I can start washing your hair." Bruce said. Tony nodded, her eye's closed. Bruce carefully dumped the cup over her. "so why did you offer?" Bruce ask. Tony knew what he meant.

"well, at first it was a joke, then you started not working on stuff any more, so I offered a casual quicky. I figured that how I get when I need a good fuck, so that probaby what you needed, and since you couldn't find a willing victim, because you didn't want to kill someone with Hulk and no one wanted to risk getting killed by Hulk, I offered." Tony shrugged. Bruce raised an eye brow.

"and, if no one wanted to get killed by the other guy, why'd you take that risk?" Bruce ask. Tony sighed, sinking down into the water, using it to cover her mouth so she wouldn't be tempted to answer it truthfully. "i'll pull you up by your hair and make you tell me." Bruce said. Tony sat up a little and sighed.

"because, it doesn't really matter if I'm dead or alive. it wouldn't matter to anyone. they'd only be upset that the great and famous Ironman is dead. then, they'd grab the blueprints and take off." Tony replied.

"but that doesn't explain everything. you volunteered. are you.... suicidal?" Bruce said.

"I like tempting fate sometimes.... and the thought of death, doesn't bother me, suicide or murder or just natural death." Tony replied. "no one would miss Tony Stark. I have fun doing the Iron Man thing, but, some times I just miss the old days, when they'd miss Tony Stark." Tony muttered. "watch, if I'm really a girl, no one will notice I'm not walking around as a man any more. no one will notice until Iron Man doesn't show up." Tony added.

"thats not true I'm sure they'll notice." Bruce replied, washing Tony's hair. "you didn't answer my question, are you suicidal?" Bruce ask. Tony gave a small shrug.

"maybe a little." Tony muttered.

"but why?" Bruce ask.

"because I'm just some ass hole who doesn't care about anyone but himself. I'm like you Bruce, I'm a loner, but for a totally different reason. I grew up with everything I wanted, everything but what I wanted most, people to care about me." Tony sighed.

"you didn't have friends?" Bruce ask.

"just kids hoping for some money or expensive gifts." Tony muttered.

"what about your dad?" Bruce ask. Tony huffed.

"yeah right. he was always working on the next big thing, which was fine, he'd let me help a lot. then Mr. golden boy came into the picture." Tony growled. "the perfect fucking soldier." Tony muttered. Bruce's eye's widened as he realized who he meant.

"Steve?" Bruce ask. Tony nodded.

"the moment they made him, my dad was gone. spent all his fucking time at that fucking lab. all he wanted to do was work on the perfect soldier. he didn't have time for anyone but that stupid fucking project." Tony huffed.

"is that why you hate him Tony?" Bruce ask.

"I don't-" Tony tried.

"yes you do. you're always glaring at him, trying to piss him off, hating on him." Bruce replied. Tony huffed.

"he deserves it. my dad treated him like he was a son, his only son. his dying words 'make sure you find out what happened to my son'. then he handed Obadiah a picture of that fucking bastard. so I disappeared. when I thought Captain America was dead, I came back." Tony hisses.