Iron Woman

Thor's pissed

"you literally just told her, it wouldn't be awkward as long as you basically pretended she was someone else. you hurt her." Natasha said.
"what are you talking about?" Bruce ask.
"Tony loves you. he always has." Natasha replied.
"don't you mean she?" Bruce ask.
"no. Tony's loved you for years you idiot. he tried and tried but assumed you weren't gay. this gave him an opportunity to try even harder. but you either don't like Tony at all like that, or you're just an idiot. we both know its not the first one. you fucking love Tony you're just too stupid to tell her." Natasha hissed. Bruce was shocked.
"Tony doesn't-" Bruce tried.
"she taught you to use her Ironman suit. Jarvis answers to you and Tony. its not Tony's lab it's both of your lab. she fucking loves you with all her heart and you just keep breaking it!" Natasha glared.
"you don't even know that." Bruce glared.
"as a man he had sex with you twice." Natasha replied.
"when did Tony tell you that?" Bruce ask, his cheeks bright red.
"when I finally got her to confess she loves you." Natasha replied. Bruce stared at Natasha like she'd grown a second head.
"y-you serious?" Bruce ask. Natasha nodded.
"thats why she came home, that day I took her shopping, dressed the way she was dressed. she was trying to get your attention, but you fucking made her cry! she told me she stopped sleeping around years ago in hopes you would want a relationship, but you fucking ignored her, him..." Natasha muttered. "you know what I mean." Natasha added.
"you are crazy." Bruce replied.
"fine. ignore whats right in front of you. you better get your shit together soon, she won't wait for you forever. eventually, I'll break it to her. I'll tell her your an ass who doesn't want to admit you love her. it'll break her heart, but at least she'll be allowed to move on instead of just sitting here waiting for you when you're never even going to come around and admit you like her at least a little! you've got an hour to decide. either show up to Tony's room ready to tell her you love her or show up ready to pretend she's someone else and crush her. your choice." Natasha said. she turned and walked away. Bruce stared after her and shook his head, no way she was right. there was no way he could fuck around with his best friend after that though either. he got ready and headed back to the tower, he and Tony needed to talk.
*tower*
as soon as he walked in he knew something was wrong. Tony's alcohol cabinet was wide open, half the bottles were missing. there was glass and spilled alcohol all over the floor.
"Tony?" Bruce ask hesitantly.
"Mr.Stark is not currently seeing anyone, he wishes that you come back later." Jarvis said. Bruce hadn't spoke to Jarvis and quickly realized that was the programs way of telling him Tony was in her room and he was worried. Bruce nodded and headed up to Tony's room. as he entered her room, he found her hunched over by an open window a bottle in her hand. several empty, half empty, and full bottles surrounded her.
"Tony?" Bruce ask.
"you're early." Tony slurred.
"we need to talk." Bruce said.
"so talk." Tony muttered, taking another drink.
"you know I don't like it when you drink." Bruce said softly.
"just pretend I'm someone else." Tony replied. Bruce regretted that comment.
"Tony why are you drinking?" Bruce ask.
"because I'm a grown man." Tony replied. she burst into hysterical laughter after a minute. "no I'm not. I wish I was though. I wish this had never happened. any of this. if I were still me, we'd both be sitting in the lab right now, making dirty jokes and pulling pranks on the others." Tony muttered, looking down at the ground. thankfully she was sitting and would have to stand to jump over the railing if she intended to jump.
"we can still do that." Bruce offered.
"no we can't." Tony replied.
"why not?" Bruce ask. she tensed and turned her head away, taking another drink.
"because I don't want to." Tony replied. "go away Bruce. I want to be alone." Tony sighed.
"Tony I don't think-" Bruce started. Tony screamed and threw an empty bottle at him. Bruce yelped ducking out of the way.
"get out!" Tony screamed. Bruce sighed and left. as he got in the elevator Natasha stepped out, glaring at him.
"she wants to be alone." Bruce said. Natasha huffed and closed Tony's bedroom door behind her.
"Tony?" Natasha ask kneeling beside her.
"go away." Tony muttered.
"you okay? there's a lot of glass." Natasha said, looking around. she noticed some blood on the floor beside Tony. "are you bleeding?" Natasha ask worriedly. Tony looked at her tearfully, shakily holding her hand out, palm up. it was full of blood and glass.
"the bottle slipped and I tried to catch it. I missed." Tony replied. she turned back to looking off into the city. Natasha patched her hand up.
"what happened with you and Bruce?" Natasha ask. Tony turned her head away.
"I don't know. I just...." Tony trailed. she sighed after a few minutes. "I don't know." Tony sighed. Natasha waited for Tony to gather her thoughts. "I'm done, Nat. I give. he wins. no one could love someone like me. it's impossible. I give." Tony sighed taking another drink.
"what do you mean you're done?" Natasha ask.
"I'm done. done flirting and teasing and playing. he doesn't love me, he never will, and I don't blame him. you can't love an asshole, even if you try, we always ruin it." Tony sighed.
"thats not true. I'm an ass, Clint still loves me." Natasha replied.
"its different. he an ass too. you guys were made for each other." Tony sighed.
"you were made for Bruce." Natasha replied.
"no, clearly he wasn't made for me. I'm done. there was a song my mom used to listen to. don't go chasing waterfalls. well, Bruce is the waterfall and I've chased him for far too long. he's not interested. I'm done. just go okay? I wanna be alone." Tony muttered, burying her face in her knee's.
"Tony I'm not leaving you alone. you need someone." Natasha said. Tony teared up and, without a second thought, latched herself onto Natasha's middle. she buried her face into the womans neck and Natasha held her.
"I don't want to be alone." Tony admitted.
"if you had, I would've left." Natasha replied. she stood suddenly, pulling Tony up with her. "come on. I've got an idea." Natasha smiled. she held out her hand, giving Tony an oppertunity to refuse her offer, but Tony took her hand. she immediately pulled the drunk woman down the stairs and past the others, who were gathered in the living room.
"where are you two going?" Clint ask.
"out." Natasha replied.
"okay, have fun." Clint waived. Natasha pulled Tony out of the tower and dragged her down the street.
"where are we going?" Tony muttered.
"we're going to be two crazy women just for tonight. how do you feel about tattoos?" Natasha ask.
"well, I have wanted the Avengers symbol for a while now." Tony replied. Natasha grinned and dragged Tony along.
*a few hours later*
when they came back they were laughing.
"oh my god." Phil muttered, looking at them. the rest of the tower turned. Natasha, wearing a t-shirt and shorts, had her shirt rolled up enough they could see the tattoo on her side. her nails were a soft yellow, her hair was done up all nice and neat, and she had a new earring. Tony, also dressed in shorts and a t-shirt, had a tattoo on her left thigh, her nails were black with little green skulls on them, her hair was bright pink and cut short, and she too had a new earring. she also had a lip ring.
"whats up bitches?" Tony smirked. she purposefully ignored Bruce.
"Natasha, I think you broke Tony." Steve muttered.
"actually, no. I had fun but thanks Captain buzzkill." Tony replied.
"you got a tattoo?" Phil muttered.
"sure did. got a problem with that?" Tony glared. Phil shook his head no quickly.
"why is your hair pink man of iron?" Thor ask.
"I dyed it thats why." Tony replied.
"and the lip ring?" Steve ask curiously.
"I got my lip pierced years ago, during my bad boy stage. got bored of it and pulled it out a couple years before I met you guys. I just got it repeirced. the earring, however, is new." Tony smirked.
"are you embracing this?" Bruce ask, curiously.
"might as well." Tony replied. everyone noticed the slightly hostile tone in Tony's voice when she spoke to Bruce, but no one said anything. "I've never been a girl. I figured why not have some fun?" Tony shrugged. "that being said, I'm going on a blind date tonight." Tony smirked. Natasha sent a pointed glare at Bruce, who bowed his head slightly, but the glare went unnoticed by Tony, who wandered into the kitchen for a drink.
"a blind date. those things are dangerous." Steve said.
"and?" Tony ask.
"I'll be going with her, not that she needs me to protect her. handled that guy and the tattoo parlor just fine. high five!" Natasha grinned. Tony cheered and high fived her.
"what happened with the guy at the tattoo parlor?" Clint ask curiously.
"he was a big fat creep and Tony put him in his place thats what!" Natasha laughed. Tony high fived her again.
"okay. what did he do?" Phil ask.
"he had this 'ritual' of any girl who came in to get their first tattoo, he either pulled their pants and underware down or got to keep their bra. he put one hand on Tony and she broke his arm! then we held him down and tattooed 'I am a pervert' onto his forehead." Natasha laughed high fiving Tony a third time.
"hell yeah. come on Nat, I need you to help me wash the rest of the excess hair dye out." Tony said. Natasha nodded and followed her. it was quiet a moment.
"I cannot sit here and let this happen." Thor said suddenly. everyone looked over and suddenly he had Bruce by the throat. "she is throwing herself out there to get your attention, healer Banner, yet you ignore her. are you stupid? do you not realize the affection the man of iron holds for you?" Thor growled. Bruce struggled, a tint of green in his eye's as he shoved at Thors hand.
"get off me Thor." Bruce growled. there was a dangerous tone in his voice.
"not until you answer me. it is so plain to see that a Biggleshnipe, from the planet midguards call 'Titan', can see it and they are blind!" Thor glared.
"Biggleshnipe?" Steve muttered.