September 7th,
Dear Diary,
Today I snuck into the guy's side of the hot springs. While I was there, I stole Sasuke's boxers. They fit me pretty good. *teehee*September 11th,
Dear Diary,
Today Ino gave me a bouquet of flowers, and they were nice. Well, until they blew up. She's a lot more like the Deidara kid than just her hair.September 15th
Dear Diary,
Sasuke found out that I have his boxers when I bent over in front of him. He threw up on Naruto.September 19th
Dear Diary,
Today I felt sad and lonely so I asked Naruto on a date. He said yes, and went to freshen up. Less than 10 minutes in, and poof! He vanished. Damn shadow clones..September 22nd
Dear Diary,
I decided to play a prank on Ino today. It's called: Let me push you off Tsunade's head and see if you make it. Heh. Heh. Heh.September 23rd
Dear Diary,
Never. Walk. Into. Tsunade's. Office. Without. Permission!!! I did just that and JIRAIYA HAD HER BENT OVER THE TABLE! I'LL NEVER GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY MIND. At least now I know what to try with Sasuke..September 25th
Dear Diary,
Today I asked Sasuke to bend me over and he used Fireball Justsu on me! Is that his way of saying he has the "hots" for me? Eek! I'm so smart!

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Naruto One-Shots [completed]
FanficSome chapters of random Naruto themed one shots to help ya through whatever might be happening today. ♡ ••Started: 9/8/17•• ••Status: Complete•• ••Ended: 1/23/18••