Cade woke up to the sound of thunderous thunder, chainsaws, and zombies. "What the heck?!" He squeaked. "I just killed all the zombies last night!" He looks to the right from his bed. "It's 8:54 oh noo!" Cade screeches at the top of his lungs. He then proceeds to slap on a shirt, brush all of his teeth ( with not a single one excluded), eat a box of cereal (literally just the box), and zooms all the way to his school, Totallyarealplace ISD.
He crashes through the doors, speedily speeds to his classroom, and in his rush accidentally sits in the chair of his rival, Watson Wambleton. "Hey! What're ya doin in me swamp-I mean, seat?!"
The entire class erupts in laughter at the very subtle mention of their Lord and Savior's famous catchphrase. Cade even chuckles a bit, but then immediately stops as he sees their Math teacher, Mrs. Mezzarella, scrambling into the room.
The class is still cracked up at the joke. Mezzarella screeches in her squeaky, odd voice, "Alright class, settle down. I know that since this is only the second day of school, y'all guys'll think that you can just do whatever you want just because the rules haven't been set down and thrusted into your faces, but..."
Cade, now in his actual seat, is drifting away into deep slumber due to his fatigue from the whole zombie mess that happened the prior night as well as from boredom. He's snapped back into reality when Mezzarella yells "CADE WHATS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 893"
"Uh..."
" I N C O R R E C T"
Mezarella then slaps Cade across the face with a 9500-page textbook and the last thing he sees is Watson eating a lemon whilst looking kinda like a constipated Asian. Cade closes his eyes, not opening them for the remainder of class.
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A Boi and his Doorknob
Teen FictionCade Cattboi is a smart, popular 8th grade boi who everyone loves. He seems to have it all, until that one fateful day when he walked into Math class. Yes, this is really just a love story between a boi and a doorknob Set in the Post-Apocalypse
