A Boi and his Doorknob

Lookie it's that Gay Kid Named Chapter 9

"Hey kid, come over here."

Doordina's non-existent door eyes fluttered open, just to see pure darkness, except for a dim light coming out of the top of whatever claustrophobic prison she is trapped in. Once she adjusts to the darkness, she looks to her right and sees a... sock? "Are you.." "Yeah I'm the thing that was calling for you! Now sit down and I'll explain everything that I know. You seem like a valuable resource to escape from this place."

Reluctantly, Doordina sits down on a Rice Crunchy Snakk and eats a tiny marshmallow. "So what is it that you're gonna tell me, Mr..."

"Alex. Alex T. Sock. So anyways, first things first, I'm just gonna say, you're probably gonna die soon."

"We'll all die eventually."

"I suppose that's true. So as I was saying, you've been kidnapped by Cade-I mean, that boi's arch nemesis, Watson Wambleton, for a grand scheme that he has been planning ever since the apocalypse started. Ya see, Watson and the boi were great friends before the apocalypse started. It only took one day to change all that. The boi and Watson were walking home from school, when Watson decided that this was the day. The day that he'd confess his love to the boi. He decided that the most romantic place to go was his dad's science lab, where he studied rotting corpses. Once they got there, Watson told the boi to not touch anything, especially the special zombie-making bacteria that his father made for unknown reasons. However, the boi tripped on a piece of tape and broke the containment chamber for the zombie stuff that makes zombies happen and the zombie stuff infested the dead bodies in the lab and the zombies ate Watson's dad and he became a zombie, too. Watson was heartbroken, so he went running out of the house while crying like an anime schoolgirl, vowing revenge on the boi for the past five years. He's devised a plan to collect a bunch of the boi's most beloved items, like you and me. Oh yeah, by the way, I'm the boi's left sock."

Doordina, overwhelmed by all this new information, stands up and starts pacing. "That's a lot to take in... and I'm gonna guess that you don't know what Watson's gonna do to us?"

Alex hesitated. "Yeah... but whatever it is, it can't be good."