"Doorkel? Doorkel?! Are you..."
Doordina was freaking out. I mean, if your only friend was slapped in the face by a boi and was murdered by said slap, then you'd probably be quite upset too. What should she do now? No, what could she do now? She has no friends left except for Doorbob from Door Church, but he is just annoying and she only pretends to be friends with him so when he dies he'll give her some of his money because he's a rich doorknob and has lots of Doorbux. That may seem cruel and heartless, but don't worry, every doorknob does it. It's kind of a tradition within door society now.
Anyways, back to that dead door friend. (I guess you could say he's dead as a doorknob eeyyyyyy) As Doorkel's door blood was dripping on the floor, Doordina was trying to find some solution to this problem. There was none. I've gotta tell everyone at door church! They might be able to do something with their Door Magic! Thought Doordina. Wait, no! If I tell them about that boi and how he was the murderer, they'll kill him and the Prophecy of Peace and Doors will not be fulfilled! In fact, if I even say that it was a human who killed him and didn't specify, they'll still be mad at human society as a whole!
Almost immediately after that chunk of door monologue, Doordina's desperate door prayers were answered.
Rocketta had returned.
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A Boi and his Doorknob
Novela JuvenilCade Cattboi is a smart, popular 8th grade boi who everyone loves. He seems to have it all, until that one fateful day when he walked into Math class. Yes, this is really just a love story between a boi and a doorknob Set in the Post-Apocalypse
