Rocketta is panicking. What even happened just now? One minute, Doordina fell on her face, then there was some Asian lemon boi, and then Doordina was gone, as well as the boi! So, was Doordina kidnapped? It all happened so fast. Then it hit her. Doordina was kidnapped. She must help her doorknob friend from becoming a friendless lonely doorless doorknob! Rocketta grabs her backpack of cool rock assassin stuff and uses her grappling rock to swing around the math classroom and slips through the door hole where poor Doorkel once resided.
"Where could he have gone? It's only been like two seconds and my rock senses aren't picking up any Asians in the area! Hold up... nope that's just a weaboo doggo" she says as she sees a smol doggo walk by with a body pillow strapped to its torso. Little did she know that this was a trap. While Rocketta was distracted by the admittedly adorable weaboo doggo, a pair of boi hands scooped her up and started running to the boi's bathroom. "But WAIT I AM A ROCK OF THE FEMALE GENDER!!1!" Rocketta yelled, hoping that the boi took Rock Language Class in 7th grade. Thankfully, he did, so he understood her. The boi looks down at her, surprised, and asks her, "wait, Rocks have genders?"
"Yeah Rocks have genders! So do doorknob-" "Yeah I know. I met a doorknob earlier this morning. She was actually really cool."
Holy frick. This is the boi! Wait, Maybe this boi knows something about the boi that took her! Rocketta thought. Hold on... why would he kidnap me? Rocketta needs some answers.
Rocketta uses her Rock momentum to fly up and hit the boi in the face. "Who are you and what were you planning to do with me?!" She demanded. The boi, taken aback by the sudden attack, manages to say, "W-well, my name is Cade Catboi, and I had seen you fly through an empty doorknob hole, and I realized that this was the perfect opportunity to use my 'weaboo dog' trap to capture someone."
"So... you weren't going to rape me?"
"Hekking hekk no! I'm not Rocksexual, sorry."
"Oh okay then."
"K bai"
"WAIT"
"What"
"I need you to help me rescue Doordina! She's been kidnapped by an Asian!"
"Watson Wambleton?!"
"Yeah, I guess! I'll fill you in on all the details as you quickly take me around the school so I can see if he's still here!"
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A Boi and his Doorknob
Fiksi RemajaCade Cattboi is a smart, popular 8th grade boi who everyone loves. He seems to have it all, until that one fateful day when he walked into Math class. Yes, this is really just a love story between a boi and a doorknob Set in the Post-Apocalypse
