Me and My Random Life~

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It's 5:21 AM, so bare with me. 

Wait isn't it "Bear with me"...and why does my clock say 5:22... the easy solution would be to just delete all this and go to sleep. But in MAH RANTS I DONT DO THAT CRAPPP. Nawwww fam. Only time i delete is when there is A GRAMMAR MISTAKE. Mmmmm

Ok now mez gonna rant bout a couple things, and its prolly gonna be long. Tbh im not really in the ranting mood but i told my friends I would sleep at 5:30 and i kinda just want an excuse not to sleep. 

Btw daz my discord. maybe if i ever get more readers y'all can hmu. ANYWAYYYY

FIRST RANT: What the hell am i supposed to be doing?!

Right, so this book? Honestly?! What is it? It's just random facts and rants about me?? Like?? I'm unsatisfied with what I've done here, but 1. No one reads this so I dont really care and 2. I dont know what else to include... cuz like? 

This is basically my Twitter w/o the "140 characters" bit. Its like "WhaTS oN yOUR mInd" and im like "ehehhehehehhehe these are my thoughts" Cuz like? OKAY I KNOW I MENTION THE FACT THAT NO ONE READS MY BOOKS A LOT... So just for the sake of me not having to base everything off of that, lets pretend I DO HAVE READERS. All u people out there? Yup, you're reading my book. Congrats! And welcome! 

Anyway, Im a fellow Wattpad reader myself, and I KNOW THAT PEOPLE DONT REALLY LIKE TO READ THESE TYPES OF BOOKS...unless you're stalking me.................................. 

Like, I'm not about to read a book thats about YOU! Naw, fam, Im here cuz you wrote this book bout this guy and this other guy and ooOo they loved each other. And now? I go to ur account and see a book bout ur life? Nawwww, Im not boutta read that. If u aint got other books Imma just find a different writer. You know what Im saying?? Unless im like really famous, then no one really cares. Its like "oh ur just another normal person with another normal life. haha thats great, moving on" I mean like, my friends care bout knowing little things about me. but the thing is. 

THEY ARE MY FRIENDS. They just kinda know these things. Like i cant really explain it?? But like... they kinda know things w/o u telling them. Does that make sense? And if youre famous then everyone would be like "OMG OMG IMMA READ THIS BOOK AND GET EDUCATED ABOUT MY IDOL" (wait pause... Jason just liked my selfie...what a creep...should I go home with him? i guess i took a pretty good selfie selfie selfie. OKAY ILL STOP. ANYWAY I just realized that it felt like i didnt go to school today. like I looked at my clock and i was like "OMG ITS TUESDAY? I went to school yesterday?? what??" cuz i didnt really learn much.)

 ANYWAYYYY (sorry, im really good/bad at this ranting thing cuz like if i were to say this all out loud I'd probably be talking really fast and everyone would be like "what???" and also im like good at getting distracted cuz like i tie things with other things... OH LIKE THIS ONE TIME IN WORLD STUDIES we had a debate thing (not really) and I started lying down the facts. just like spewing them all out liek "Ok so the colonists fed the people, right? the the the uhhhh the... BRITISH MEN...uhhh SOLDIERS. cuz like, they kinda just came in and were like 'ehehe we gonna fight ur war but u gotta clothe us and fed us and provide shelter waaaaahhh' and so the colonists were like 'okie' but like y'all know they were like URGH GET OFFFFF OUR LANDNNDNDDND" and after i was done, my partner gave me this look that was like "what" lIKE IM NOT JOKING HIS FACE WAS LITERATELY like

and also can i just say that half of the time was supposed to be for me stating my side of the argument and then the partner telling me what I said. I talked for the whole time... 

What the hell? What's this rant about?? Oh and also?? when I do these rants sometimes i just STOP cuz i like lost my momentum or some crap like that? So like i'll actually just like reread it and then start up again. ok so yea brb... wow I can see how anyone reading this could think im insane. Ok so yea, this whole rant was bout me not knowing what else to put in this book. 

//ALSO IM GETTING A NEW COMPUTER ON FRIDAY SO HOPEFULLY I'LL BE ABLE TO TRANSFER ALL MY STUFF. I DONT KNOW IF IM GONNA KEEP MY OLD COMPUTER CUZ I HAVE STUFF THAT I DONT HAVE IF UK WHAT I MEAN//

Okay its 5:49... 

Im really tired... the thing is, my hair is in braids rn cuz my friends are all like "aww u look cute w wavy hair" and im like aww thanks. but i think my mom hates it? which is all the more reason to keep doing it lol but anyway. I think im gonna go to bed now. I ranted when i wasnt in the ranting mood XD

Anywayyyyyyyyyy my next rants will probably be about babies and horror movies. Also, I'll try to update like not from 2-6 in the morning. XD Cuz im always like HEHSKJDOGKSLDGJKm 

ANYWAY. GOOD NIGHT WATTPAD. 

haha, one more thing. uhhh i might read other books like this written by other people just to see what they do. XD oh and ALSO. I need boookkkkkk ideasssss. i really like the ideas of one-shots cuz like you can write different stories and ish. does that make sense? Ok this book is 974 words...now its 977.... wow this is weird. haha can we make it to 1000? probably imma just keep typing until we do lol 999 

BYE