#3: Thanks for the compliment!

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Boy: Ugh, you're such a bitch.

Girl: Bitch is a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark is from a tree, tree is mother nature. Mother Nature is beautiful. Thanks for calling me beautiful! *grins wickedly*

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funny, i use this all the damn time XD

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