#12: Burnnn

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Boy: Hey, did it hurt?

Girl: When I fell from heaven? *smiles a sickeningly smile while twirling a hair*

Boy: No, when you got run over by a truck over and over again after you get the plastic surgery. Honestly, I feel bad to the people that had to look at you everyday. They must be scarred for life.

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