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Friend 1:  What do you call a whore that's a cookie?

Friend 2: What?

Friend 3: *stares blankly*

Friend 1: A whoreo. No? Okay.

Friend 2: you need to get laid, dude. It's not even funny how many jokes you can make.

Friend 1: Like your non-existent dick?

Friend 2: Ouch.

Friend 3: *says to Friend 2* You need water. The burn was too much.

Friend 3: *says to friend 1* go let laid. You seriously are the worst when it comes to jokes.

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