#24: What a LOVELY couple.

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Girl: Oh piss off.

Boy: Oo, fiesty.

Girl: *groans* UGH, fuck me.

Boy: Gladly. *winks*

Girl: In your dreams, dickhead.

Boy: You already are, sweetheart. Naked.

Girl: *chases around the boy all over the school* FUCK YOU, BITCH.

Boy: I would love that, baby.

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