Dear Anonymous,

To: Sweater Weather

October 17
Dear Anonymous,

I honestly don't know you too well. We met because I'm good friends with someone who's a very prominent part of your life. It's a bit weird to be writing a letter to you to be honest, because I know that Prominent Person will read this.

   We met over ice cream. I'd heard a lot about you. My friend usually spoke fondly of you. Two of my other friends were also with us.

We all talked about cats and mangoes, and whether you could hear and or taste colors. It was a bit strange but that's how the story goes.

This year you started going to my school. You are a few grades below me, but you're still friendly in the halls.

   Today though, I found something out before Prominent Person. You gave your sweater, to a boy in your class. My other friend and I found out about this during lunch when we saw the boy wearing it. We were confused.

The boy was a friend of some other friends of ours, he said that you had let him wear it.

My friend and I immediately went to go find Prominent Person. It took us awhile but we eventually found him.

Now Prominent Person is usually pretty laid back, but when we told him about the sweater, he freaked out and went to hunt you down.

We eventually found you, but the bell was about to ring, so I guess we will be lecturing you tomorrow.

   It may seem annoying to have your brother's friends "lecturing" you but it's because he cares about you, from what I've gathered. He doesn't want you to learn a hard lesson so early in life.

I'd listen to him, because he knows what he's talking about, and you're very lucky to have him as an older brother.

Sincerely,
Me