Maybe a little offensive

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Normally I would post tomorrow, but I'll give you an extra chapter now. Hope you like this chapter, Joji is in it. Enjoy <3 I take requests in the dm's - You can always leave a comment, and tell me what you think so far.



I heard the sweet sound of the doorbell ring. I opened it slowly and saw Joji. His eyes analyzed me, and he smiled.

"(Y/n)" I jumped up to him and gave him a hug. Well, we were at the same high, so I kind of just smacked him with my hug. "long time no fucking see" he smiled. "I thought you and Austin..."

"That's a long story" I smiled, "I'm so happy you're here". We walked in, and Joji took of his jacket. "Are you hungry?" I asked.

"no, it's fine" he said and saw Hila. "hey Hila" they hugged.

"nice, you came" Hila said.

"yes" Joji answered "I have like a ton of ideas"

"I thought you were gonna make a QnA?" I asked concerned.

"no, it's just Ethan, that piece of shit, who wants to make a QnA with you in it, so he can get a lot of views" Joji said calm. "He told me yesterday ". I knew it wasn't the true story, because Ethan was not evil.

"motherfucker..." I whispered.


20 minutes later

While Ethan and Hila was around fixing nerdy stuff with the cameras, lights and mics, I looked at the tour list. Austin was in France now. I looked at Joji who laid with his head in my lab.

"are you looking at the tour?" he asked. I closed my phone and looked away. "he's an idiot (Y/n). forget about him" I looked in his eyes and smiled.

"it's fine". It was funny and creepy to know that even though I haven't told him about Austin, he knew it ALL through medias. "What video are we doing?" I asked Hila.

"A QnA" she said.

"told you" Joji smirked to me.

"we want your respond to Austin, the media thing, the tour and..." Ethan did not finish.

"what if I don't want to talk about it?" It began to be cold in the room.

"you can come out with your anger" Joji smirked again. He was right.

"but I'm not angry" I lied. Silence. "Okay, I'll be in your fuckin video - BUT ONLY, if we eat burgers tonight" I said in a serious tone. They all nodded, and I laid back.

"let's take the QnA picture, then" Ethan said. "say Chinese". We were all in the picture, and Ethan added a description: Ask us everything. Joji and I sat next to each other when Ethan started the camera. Joji was in his Filthy Frank character, and he looked so stupid, I could not stop laughing when I looked at him.

"I will maybe be a little offensive" he laughed to me.

"oh no" I laughed, "You can Ask about the tour, I don't care" I said. I wanted to get things out of my head.

"YES" Ethan and Frank said.


3 minutes later

"what is going on everybody? Welcome to FilthyFrankTV and (Y/n) - our guests here tonight"

"It's day" I said.

"whatever- we will answer some of your questions on Twitter, and have a great cozy time" He spoke with his weird voice and Hila laughed in silence.

"first question is from... @(ship name)islife33 who asks -what happened between (Y/n) and Posty?-" they all looked at me, and I faked my laugh as I answered.

"ehm... He...- Austin is a nice dude, but... we found out that... we should not be best friends" I said and smiled awkwardly to them all. I hated this already.

"Maybe he saw how small your boobs are" Filthy Frank said, and my jaw dropped. I laughed so hard, and it wasn't even fake.

"next question... "Hila said.

"(Y/n)... would you rather ...." Ethan laughed so hard "fuck Austin or fuck Joji" I laughed again. omg, what is this.

"I TOLD YOU A-ALL THE COMMENTS WOULD BE TO ME!" I said.

"which one would you fuck" Ethan said, like he talked to an idiot.

"Joji" I said fast.

"you were fast to consider that. Am I right? "Frank said with his weird laugh.

"next question is to ... (Y/n)" Hila said.

"what a surprise" Frank added.

"what was it like to be on the stage with Austin" Hila said, and looked up from the phone.

"creepy" I said. "Next"

"fucking pussy" Frank whispered.

Later in the video

70% of all the questions was to me, while a lot of the other questions was disgusting rape, negrophilic or dumb "would you rater" questions to Frank and Ethan. Hila got one question witch said, "have you ever tasted shit". This was actually really funny, to sit here, and see their reactions.

"okay ... last question is to..." Ethan said.

"ekm- (Y/n)" Frank interrupted.

"(Y/n)" Ethan continued. "do you love Austin? The question is from @greenlivingroomplant". They all looked at me again, and that weird silence appeared.

"In which way?" I said, almost hiding myself under the table. Ethan raised his brow, which answered my question. "ehm... no. like, He's a really nice guy, but there is nothing between us anymore" I said. "is the video over now?" they all laughed at me. "what?".

"it's so clear that you hate this" Frank said with his Joji voice. I also laughed, didn't know what to respond.

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