Sarcastic bullshit

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Ethan pov.

(message to (Y/n))

(Y/n): Can I stay with you and Hila?

Me: sure? Where are you?

(Y/n): In Sweden

Me: okay

Me: What about Austin and the tour?

(Y/n): cancelled

Me: I'm calling you

... calling

Me: why don't you take the phone

(Y/n): I don't want to talk about it.

(Y/n): The only thing I'll say is that Austin is an idiot

...calling

Me: take it

Me: (Y/n)!

...calling

Me: when will you come?

Me: answer

...calling


(text to Austin Post from Ethan)

Me: Why did you make (Y/n) sad?

Austin Post: ?

Me: she won't answer my calls - and she says that she won't "talk about it"

Me: what is going on?

Austin Post: I took to Denmark alone

Me: what?

Austin Post: (Y/n) did not seem happy with me, so I bought her a ticket home

Me: she does not have a home!

Austin Post: she lives with you and Hila, right?

Me: No

Me: well sometimes

Me: You can't just leave her in a random country, Austin

Me: that's stupid

Austin Post: I DID THE BEST THING FOR BOTH OF US!!

Austin Post: She'll stay with you guy's

Me: what went wrong?

Austin Post: I actually don't know

Austin Post: I don't want to talk about it

Me: (Y/n) also said that

Me: you did a dumb decision. You have to clean this shit up

Me: she doesn't know where to go

Me: I don't even think she knows where she is

...calling

Me: Austin answer

...calling

Me: ANSWER

...calling



Austin pov

Me: (Y/n) please answer

Me: where are you

Me: I'm about to go in a plane. That means I can't text you

...calling

Me: If it's because your phone is dead..

If her phone is dead, that means she won't be able to come home. Is she mad? I hope not. Should I cancel the concert? No! thousands of people are waiting for me. But (Y/n) has no money, home, battery or any idea about anything.

Should I cancel the concert?


(message to Ethan)

Me: I think (Y/n)'s mobile is out of battery.

Ethan: that means she won't be able to use maps or anything

Ethan: Great job Austin

Ethan: aren't you proud

Me: stop that sarcastic bullshit

Me: she'll be fine

Me: I hope

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