Izaya x Shizuo ( DURARARA!!)

part 6

"Well.... i just have a question for you." Shizuo smirked slightly, almost afraid to ask such a question to the flea of all people.

" oh come on Shizu-chan!! Oh! How about this! You ask a question. I answer. Then I ask you a question! Lets do.... 5 questions each." Izaya laughed inside. ' this is the perfect chance! To know about Shizu-chan... any question! Its just to perfect!'

Shizuo nodded relunctently in response.

" great! So whats your first question to the man who knows it all?" Izaya mused, earning a " Ha!" From shizuo.

" yeah yeah whatever. So I just wanted to ask if you.... ya know..."

Shizuo rubbed his neck nervously.

" are you like..... gay?"

Silence went into the room. Izaya was dumbfounded. ' he wanted to know THAT!? THAT'S what Shinra found out during that damn interogation!?' Izaya thought.

" hmph! Thats it?" Izaya faked arrogence.

" well.... Shinra said that you are so I was just wondering if it was true. Plus, after this you get to ask any question you want from me right?" Shizuo urged Izaya to answer, bribbing him into it like dangling cheese to a mouse.

Luckily, Izaya took it.

" fine! I'm what you humans would call "gay"" Izaya made air quotations when saying that word.

" ok, my turn." Izaya continued, avoiding Shizuo's eyes.

" what about you? You gay?" Izaya smirked.

" I haven't.... really thought about it." Shizuo said, rubbing his neck.

" hmmm" Izaya hummed.

" ok my turn I guess. Have you ever like... DID IT with a male?" Shizuo asked.

" Hahahahaha!!! I'm sorry Shizu-chan!! But you have the chance to ask the all knowing ME 5 questions and you just wasted 2 on my private life!? Thats just..... to funny! Fine. I'll answer your question"

Izaya wiped tears from his eyes, finding this whole situation to amusing to bear.

" yes. I have. And to give you more information his name was Steve or something like that.... some random dude when I was 19." Izaya smiled.

" oh.... I see." Shizuo mummbled.

" ok! My turn! Hmm.... let see.... how about this.... are you jealous?" Izaya smirked evilly.

" wha!! No! I'm just suprised!" Shizuo blushed.

" your blushing shizu-chan~" Izaya pointed out.

" w-well to answer your question no I'm not jealous, just suprised." Shizuo tried to cover up.

" yeah yeah ok, Shizu-chan~" Izaya sang.

" damn flea." Shizuo sipped on his drink.

" ok my question. What happened to your parents?" Shizuo asked.

Again, there was silence. It was awkward and you could see the dark aura surrounding Izaya. Almost like his attitude changed completly.

"probably personality disorder" 'oh shit. Is that true?' Shizuo remembered. Maybe this was it.

" ha! Shizu-chan! Another stupid question! My parents are the real monsters of this world." Izaya put up a strong face but Shizuo could tell there was much more to the story.

" hey how about we pause for today?" Shizuo suggested but Izaya just shook his head. " no Shizu-chan. After all, it's my question." Izaya's eye's glowed more red than usual  giving off a devilish vibe.

" so Shizu-chan why are you so interested in my life anyways? Why do you care so much?" Izaya asked.

" I dunno.... I'm not interested as to say I'm more.... worried?" Shizuo thought outloud scratching his cheek.

" that doesn't really answer my question. Hmm.... lets put it this why. Why didn't you leave me in that alleyway to rot that day? Why did you take me to Shinra's to get help on my " issue", why is it that you even care if I'm gay or not?" Izaya asked, still with a curious yet devilish look in his eyes.

" I just don't know much about you. It was a suprised to hear stuff and see stuff Iv'e never seen in you before.... after all some part of you still has to be human." Shizuo said the last part with confidence.

Then there was silence.

" I see." Izaya sipped on his coffee again quietly, satisfied with Shizuo's answer.

" then I guess it's my turn. Why are you doing this?" Shizuo asked earning a small choke from Izaya.

" ha ha do what exactly?" Izaya asked innocently.

" making yourself like this in the first place. Making it so you pass out in alleyways! " Shizuo raised his voice on the last part.

" you know Shizu-chan.... it's like a bad habit. Once you start you can't stop. It just gets harder and harder to NOT do it. Like... ' Can't imagine a world where I'm not doing it' kind of thing." Izaya looked down.

His once red glow now decipated to a dark, and grey-ish red.

" like cigerattes" Shizuo thought outloud.

" hahahahha!! Yeah!! Sure whatever! Like cigerattes!" Izaya laughed at the comparison Shizu-chan made.

Before they realized it, the time read 10 o' clock.

" its late Shizu-chan. I'm gonna go to bed." Izaya said, standing up and rubbing his eyes. " ok.... good night flea." Shizuo said, then stood up to clean the table and Izaya's once again untouched plate.

Izaya left the room, and went into his bedroom. He crawled into bed thinking

' just like cigerattes, huh?'