Scott: Maybe it was my blood on the door.
Stiles: Could have been animal blood. You know, maybe you caught a rabbit or something.
Scott: And did what?
Stiles: Ate it.
Scott: Raw?
Stiles: No, you stopped to bake it in a little werewolf oven. I don't know, you're the one who can't remember anything.
Harris: Mr. Stilinksi, if that's your idea of a hushed whisper, you might want to pull the headphones out every once in a while. I think you and Mr. McCall would benefit from a little distance, yes?
(Mr. Sarcastic for you ;P)
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Lydia: Figure what out?
Scott: Just, uh, homework.
Stiles: Yeah. Why is she sitting with us?
(That look on Stiles face XD and the look he gets from Danny XD)
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Stiles: You don't hang out with hot girls, okay? It's like death. Once it's hanging out, you might as well be her gay best friend. You and Danny can start hanging out.
Scott: How is this happening? I either killed a guy or I didn't.
Stiles: I don't think Danny likes me very much. (Poor Stiles xP)
Scott: I ask Allison on a date, and now we're hanging out.
Stiles: Am I not attractive to gay guys?
Scott: I make first line, and the team captain wants to destroy me, and now—now I'm gonna be late for work.
Stiles: Wait, Scott, you didn't– am I attractive to gay guy– you didn't answer my question.
(And t hat is why I love him ^o^)
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Stiles: How come I'm always the guy keeping watch?
Scott: Because there's only two of us.
Stiles: Okay, why's it starting to feel like you're Batman and I'm Robin? I don't want to be Robin all the time.
Scott: Nobody's Batman and Robin any of the time.
Stiles: Not even some of the time? (That expression)
Scott: Just stay here.
Stiles: Oh, my God! Fine. (The way he says Oh, my God! xD)
Raise your hands (comment) If you think Stiles is Robin XD XD
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Allison: Scott. You're thinking too much.
Scott: I know, I'm sorry. I'm ruining this.
Allison: No, no, not at all, but I wouldn't mind shutting them up, so just clear your head and think about something else.
Scott: Like what?
Allison: Anything. Think about me. Naked.
(That look on Scott's face XD Bwahahha)
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