Teen Wolf Quotes

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Season 1x01 Wolf moon

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.

Scott: A dead body?

Stiles: No, a body of water. Yes, dumb–ass, a dead body.

(Stiles and his sarcasm xD)

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Stiles: You're the one always bitching that nothing ever happens in this town.

Scott: I was trying to get a good night's sleep before practice tomorrow.

Stiles: Right, 'cause sitting on the bench is such a grueling effort.

Scott: No, because I'm playing this year. In fact, I'm making first line.

Stiles: Hey, that's the spirit. Everyone should have a dream, even a pathetically unrealistic one

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Cop: Hold it right there!

Sheriff: Hang on, hang on. This little delinquent belongs to me.

Stiles: Dad, how are you doing?

Sheriff: So, do you, uh, listen in to all of my phone calls?

Stiles: No, heh. Not the boring ones.

(The best father-son relationship =D) 

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Stiles: Oh, god, that is freakin' awesome. I mean, this is seriously gonna be the best thing that's happened to this town since– Since the birth of Lydia Martin. Hey, Lydia–You look– Like you're gonna ignore me. You're the cause of this, you know.

Scott: Uh–huh.

Stiles: Draggin' me down to your nerd depths. I'm a nerd by association. I've been scarlet–nerded by you.

 (you gotta love his obsession over Lydia) 

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Well that's it for now :D Allison and colton are up next ;D