Teen Wolf Quotes

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1x04- Magic Bullet

Stiles: I can't take you to your own house?

Derek: Not when I can't protect myself.

Stiles: All right. What happens if Scott doesn't find your little magic bullet? Hmm? Are you dying?

Derek: Not yet. I have a last resort.

Stiles: What do you mean? What last resort? Oh, my God. What is that? Oh, is that contagious? You know what, you should probably just get out.

Derek: Start the car. Now. *glares at stiles*

Stiles: I don't think you should be barking orders with the way you look, okay? In fact, I think if I wanted to, I could probably drag your little werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead. *Stiles kick-ass xD*

Derek: Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out– With my teeth. 

*Without a word starts driving, internally screaming*

(Am I The only one who finds this hilarious and adorable? :>) 

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1x03 Pack Mentality

 Melissa: Hey, Scott, I'm gonna go to– sleep.

*Melissa about to hit Stiles with a baseball bat, and both of them scream xD*

Melissa: Seriously. Stiles, what the hell are you doing here?

Stiles: What am I doing? God, do either of you even play baseball?

(That baseball bat XD) 

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1x05- The Tell

Sheriff: Mm. Did they forget my curly fries?

Stiles: You're not supposed to eat fries, especially the curly ones.

Sheriff: Well, I'm carrying a lethal weapon. If I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.

Stiles: If you think getting rid of contractions in all your sentences makes your argument any more legitimate, you are wrong.

*The media on the side *sighs* --->*