Teen Wolf Quotes

6

1x05- The Tell.

Stiles: Hey, Danny. Can I ask you a question?

Danny: No.

Stiles: Well, I'm going to anyway. Um, did Lydia show up in your homeroom today?

Danny: No.

Stiles: Can I ask you another question?

Danny: Answer's still no.

Stiles: Does anyone know what happened to her and Jackson last night?

Danny: He wouldn't–tell me.

Stiles: But he's your best friend. One more question.

Danny: What?

Stiles: Do you find me attractive?

( I JUST DIED XD XD )

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Sheriff: Hey, what do you say we get to the conference part of this conference, cupcake?

Coach: I like your thinking. So, Stiles. Great kid. Zero ability to focus. Super smart. Never takes advantage of his talents.

Sheriff: How do you mean?

Coach: Well, for his final question on his midterm exam, he detailed the entire history of the male circumcision.

Sheriff: Well, I mean, it does have– historical significance, right? I mean–

Coach: I teach economics.

Sheriff: Ah, crap.

(Question- What is 'Stiles real name xD)

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Scott: Isn't this one of the heart rate monitors for the track team?

Stiles: Yeah, I borrowed it.

Scott: Stole it.

Stiles: Temporarily misappropriated...

(HAIL THE KING OF SARCASM XD) 

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Coach: The reading.

Scott: Last night's reading?

Coach: How about, uh, the reading of the Gettysburg Address?

Scott: What?

Coach: That's sarcasm. You familiar with the term "sarcasm," McCall?

Scott: Very

* that look which Scott and Stiles share xD*

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The media on the side xD every fangirls story ;P  --->