Teen Wolf Quotes

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2x01- Omega

Sheriff: All right, let's get an APB out on a 16 - year - old redhead. Any other descriptors?

Stiles: 5'3", green eyes, fair - skinned, and her hair is actually strawberry blonde.

Sheriff: Is that right?

Stiles: Yeah.

Sheriff: Uh - come here. What the hell are you still doing here?

Stiles: Um, providing moral support?

Sheriff: Uh - huh. How 'bout you provide your ass back home, where you should be.

Stiles: Okay, I can do that too.

(aww poorStiles, who wouldn't want a guy like him ^.^)

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Scott: Next time you see a tripwire - don't trip it.

Stiles: Yeah, noted.

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Coach: Let's go! I have an announcement. Gather round. Quicker! Danny, put a shirt on. Stilinski, that means you! Let's go, gather round. Listen up. Police are asking for help on a missing child advisory. It's a sick girl, roaming around, totally naked. Now, it's supposed to get below 40 degrees tonight. I don't know about you, but the last time it was that cold and I was running around naked - I lost a testicle to exposure. Now, I don't want the same thing happening to some innocent girl. So police are organizing search parties for tonight. Sign up, find the missing girl, you get an automatic "A" in my classes.

(Bwhahahaha, IseriouslyloveCoachman, hesbest, ofcourseafterStiles ✌✌)

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Jackson: Turning?

Scott: Yeah. Turning.

Jackson: Into -

Stiles: A unicorn. What do you think, dumbass?

(IsitonlymewhomissesJacksonandhisJerk-ness)

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