NO FRICKING WAY!

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Pidge: 15

Keith/Hunk/Lance: 17

Shiro/Matt/Allura: 25

Coran: ?

Pidgeon: Who was listened to Icon for Hire?

Lancelot: Who?

Sunshine: ....is that a band?

Alluring: Nah

Hero: Nope

GorgeousMan: Sorry number 8

FloorMatt: Yes

Pidgeon: THANK YOU MATT! The rest of you can go to hell

FloorMatt: I never said I liked them

Pidgeon: YOU CAN ALSO GO TO HELL!

Pidgeon: Except for Keith. He's heard them

FloorMatt: Sheesh I like them

PIdgeon: One wrong move and you will go down

Lancelot: Speaking of Keith where is he?

Sunshine: I'm pretty sure the Drama club is performing Annie in two weeks

Lancelot: So? That doesn't explain where Keith is

GorgeousMan: ...

Hero: ...

Alluring: ...

FloorMatt: ...

Sunshine: ...

Pidgeon: ...

Lancelot: I just realized how ridiculous your names are

Pidgeon: Shut up Lance your name was Lady Beyonce Nikki Grande last week

Lancelot: Shut up child you spend your weekends watching conspiracy theories, anime and solving ASOUE mysteries with Keith

Pidgeon: 1. Aw.... are you jealous, 2. YOU WATCH FREE YOU FREAKING HYPOCRITE, 3. Oh let's see your brain even try to comprehend ASOUE it couldn't handle it and 4. THEY ARE LOGICAL EXPLANATIONS TO SOLVE THE MYSTERIES OF OUR WORLD NOT THEORIES

Lancelot: I couldn't even have bothered reading that

Lancelot: So where's Keith? 

Alluring: Lance

Allluring: He. Is. A. Part. Of. The. Drama. Club.

Lancelot: ...

Pidgeon: 3, 2, 1

Lancelot: NO FRICKING WAY! I've never seen him on stage!

Pidgeon: I'm pretty sure he'd rather wear a maid outfit for you than go up on stage

Lancelot: ...

Sunshine: You broke him

GorgeousMan: You're not in the same class...?

Sunshine: Trust me he's broken

Pidgeon: The only play Keith had ever done was in grade 2 he was little red riding hood

FloorMatt: How do you even know this? I'm pretty sure he has never told you and none of us knew him until two years ago...?

Pidgeon: I have my ways. You should know best as not to underestimate me.

Cat: Wow

Cat: I'm not even going to bother

Lancelot: KEITH
Lancelot: Or should I say Keef

Lancelot: Or should I say Kitten

Keith: You should say Keith

Lancelot: Way to ruin the mood

Lancelot: BTW, WHY DIDN'T I KNOW YOU WERE IN THE DRAMA CLUB?!

Cat: I thought you knew...?

Lancelot: No I didn't 'knew'

Cat: *Know

Pigeon: And the two lovebirds start flirting again

Lancelot: WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS!

Cat: WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS!

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