Lana Del Ray: Kitty? You online?
KnifeToMeetYou: Kick your own ass
Lana Del Ray: I don't want to do anything wit anyone's ass
Lana Del Ray: Except yours ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
KnifeToMeetYou: I hate you
Lana Del Ray: <3 u 2
KnifeToMeetYou: Your English disgusts me.
SailorMoon: Pidge! The Klana ship continues to sail!
PrettyBoy: EEEEEE!!!
Squirrel: Get a life Matty
SailorMoon: Shut up Kale Cole Holt
Squirrel: Make me Matilda Samantha Holt
PrettyBoy: You're parents are really nice but worse at naming kids than Harry and Ginny
Squirrel: You're actually right Alfive Altea
Lana Del Ray: Are we saying our entire names?
KnifeToMeetYou: No
Lana Del Ray: Who asked you Kat....
Lana Del Ray: ....Kat...
Lana Del Ray: I don't know the rest of your name
KnifeToMeetYou: I've been an orphan since I was five I don't have a 'rest of my name'
Lana Del Ray: ....
Lana Del Ray: Good thing you're taking my last name otherwise it would be complicated
Sweet: Lana Camellia McClain, you're making stuff awkward
Lana Del Ray: Honey Garret where have you been?!
Mum: What have I missed?
Lana: Shiro!
Lana Del Ray: I mean Takayo Shirogane
Mum: Guess I don't wanna know
KnifeToMeetYou: I hate this group chat
KnifeToMeetYou has logged off
Lana Del Ray: KITTY, BABY, DON'T LEAVE ME!
SpaceAunt: Children it's dinner time
Lana Del Ray: Cora Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe!
SpaceAunt: Yes Lana?
PrettyBoy: Welp I guess we know who's parents are the worst at naming kids
Mum: Yep
SailorMoon: Yeet
Lana Del Ray: Agreed
Squirrel: Can't argue with that
Sweet: Sorry Cora
SpaceAunt: Rude children
SpaceAunt: None of you are gonna get any dinner
Lana Del Ray: Thank god
SpaceAunt: I'm leaving
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