I have a detention

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Birdie: Guys

Birdie: I have a detention

Loopy: Dun dun dun!

MnM: HOW?!

MnM: Mum's going to kill you!

Birdie: This is like my first detention. You've had a million detentions and you're still alive

MnM: I'm actually dead and my ghost is haunting this groupchat

Lura: Because your ghost doesn't have anything better to do

MnM: *GASP*

MnM: Excuse me this group chat should be honored that I'm paying attention to its worthless ungrateful ass

Takashi: We're thrilled

MnM: So you've run out of names 

MnM: I'm surprised you lasted this long

Takashi: Shut up Matt you're supposed to be an adult

Loopy: Matt? And adult? Ha, yeah right

MnM: Hey I can be mature if I wanted to

Loopy: No

Birdie: No

Takashi: No

Lura: No

Handsome: No

MnM: Hunk?

JustGotAGirlfriend: Sorry Matt

Loopy: DID YOU FINALLY ASK SHAY OUT?!
JustGotAGirlfriend: No

Loopy: Then what's up with the name?

Loopy: I'm pretty sure you won't ask anyone else

Loopy: And by pretty sure I mean 100% sure but I don't want to sound over-confident

Lura: You? Over-confident? No! 

Loopy: I try my best

Loopy: Wait that was sarcasm right

Lura: Took you long enough

Loopy: We were talking about Matt

Loopy: BTW, where's Keith?

MnM: Aw.... worried about your boyfriend?

Loopy: Keith? And me? Ex-squesh you!

Birdie: We were talking about me

Birdie : I have detention from having gum in class

Birdie: WHICH WASN'T EVEN FUCKING MINE!
Takashi: Language

Birdie: FUCK YOU SHIRO, I CAN USE WHAT EVER LANGUAGE I WANT!

Lura: Whose was it?

Loopy: I told you to hide it

Birdie: If yo hear me swearing than it is Lance's fault

Birdie: I'm going to fUCKING KILL YOU MCCLAIN!
Birdie and Loopy have logged out

MnM: Can anyone else hear them runnning?

Takashi: Yes

Lura: Pidge is super mad and Lance sounds as if he's been chased by a monkey like in Malaysia

JustGotAGirlfriend: -_-

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