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Fricking Drama Club

Imagine Dragons: Fricking Drama Club

Beyonce: What happened?

Imagine Dragons: What's up with the name?

Beyonce: Beyonce is the queen

Pigwidgeon: Our group's Debating Topic is why Rihanna is better than Beyonce

Beyonce: NO! Beyonce is perfect

Beyonce: The only person who can give her a competition is Nicki Minaj

Dad: ....Isn't she the one who always talks about how thick she is?

Beyonce: Although Shakira is amazing as well

Beyonce: My hips don't lie

Pigwidgeon: Your hips don't exist

Beyonce: YOU LIL FUCKING SHIT!
Beyonce: *Gasp*

Beyonce: I am so offended!

Beyonce: Like so offended

Beyonce: I resent that!

PIdwidgeon: You don't deny it either

Imagine Dragons: HEY!

Imagine Dragons: I'm talking here!

Beyonce: What about Keith's music interest? 

Beyonce: MCR P!atD

Beyonce: FOB, Imagine Dragons, 

Meme: Imagine Dragons is great!

Beyonce: Green Day, Skillet, Icon for HIre

Pidwidgeon: Don't you dare insult Icon for Hire

Beyonce: Halsey and Melanie Matinez

Beyonce: Well Halsey and Melanie are queens

Dad: If you actually said something against Melanie or Halsey then I would literally kill you

Aurora: So would I

Beyonce: Princess we are so similar. Our music choices are identical

Aurora: I am not going on a date with you

Beyonce: Well it was worth a shot

Hunky: A lot of people like Carly Rae Jepsen

Meme: Isn't she that one who's love life and boy problems are almost as complicated as Keith's?

Pidwidgeon: I have never heard of her but if her love life is anywhere near as bad as Keith's then I am feeling so sorry for her

Hunky: She's the one who sand Call Me Maybe

Pidwidgeon: I regret everything I said

Dad: Call me maybe was so annoying

Meme: Oh yeah I used to sing it all the time to annoy Shiro

Imagine Dragons: I need better friends

Imagine Dragons had logged off

Meme: WAIT! I NEEDED TO HEAR ALL THE GOSSIP ABOUT THE DRAMA CLUB!
Beyonce: Wait he was going to tell us gossip?

Beyonce: About the Drama Club?!

Beyonce: FRICK! KEITH BABY COME BACK! 

Corn: Who's coming to my house for dinner?

Beyonce: ...

Meme: ...

Dad: ...

Aurora: ...

Hunky: ...

Pidwidgeon: ...

Meme: Keith was so lucky to have left the group chat

Meme: Yeah I have stuff to do 

Corn: Like?

Meme: Study with Pidge

Pidwidgeon: I love you Matt

Beyonce: Yeah I was going to study with him

Corn: You?!

Dad: He was my ride home

Aurora: I was going to bring books for them

Corn: Hunk?

Hunky: I... 

Hunky: Okay but I'll cook

Corn: Okay

Meme: WAIT!

Meme: I just remembered. Pidge's Chem quiz next week so I don't have to help her study now

Pidwidgeon: So that means the rest of us are also free

Corn: Since that is a lot of people I'll do half the cooking

Beyonce: Actually my Chem quiz is tomorrow, I just remembered

Corn: Just say you don't like my cooking

Corn: It's your loss not to eat such healthy food

Beyonce: Coran I love you and your the uncle I never had but your cooking is worse than Shiro's

Aurora: And that is saying something

Dad: ...

Dad: True

Corn: Fine your loss

Meme: YAY!!!!! Hunk's cooking at Coran and Allura's house

Hunky: Wait someone has to tell Keith

Beyonce: Let's not tell Keith

Dad: Lance

Beyonce: Okay okay, I'll text him