Cringe Moments in HP Fanfics

Ronald, Phones, and Fairy Princesses

Ronald, Phones, and Fairy Princesses.
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--RESEARCH!

When you don't know if a certain creature exists in the wording world, SEARCH!

I know this world is overpopulated with lazy people, but seriously.
Just get on the internet and google it! Is it that hard?

It's better than having Fairy Princesses in your story.

--Character Research.

Stories like these:

"Omgs, it's Harry's birthday March 25th! (lol idk when his birthday is so I just made one up)"

Please do research on the characters you're writing on.

If you already know them well (Harry, Ron, etc), then it's fine but if you don't even know their birthday or an important piece of information about them, search it up!

--The only male characters that are allowed to exist are Harry and Draco.

Not like, I dunno, Ron Weasley. Also known as Harry's Best Friend.

In fanfics where it's HarryxOC, why is Ron always such a spork?

Usually it's something dumb like Ron falling in love with the main character because she's so perfect and while she falls in love with Harry, Ron is jealous as heck and becomes a jerk.

If it's a DracoxOC, both Harry and Ron are jerks.

Why is Ron always the bad guy? #ProtectRonald2k17

I know he gets jealous fairly easily, but he's not some mastermind villain.

--This:

"I was in the Gryffindor common room playing with my iphone 1673+ solid gold. I texted Hermione and told her to meet up at the ROR later to discuss boys lolz. I than scrolled through tumblr and went on twitter and stuff. When Hermione came back, I said, "omgs I loved your tweet. Did you see what Draco tweeted yesterday?" lol yeah the whole school had phones and tumblr and stuff.

Please let me remind you:

Any electronic devices go haywire at Hogwarts.

And:

Why would a solid gold iPhone 1673+ exist in the 1980's? With tumblr and twitter?

And (yes there's more to this piece of trash):

How would the whole school know about tumblr and twitter? Apart from the fact that they weren't invented yet, only muggleborns would know (in this era) and maybe some half-bloods.

People like Draco and Ron with magical heritage won't even know what they're doing. They'll be as clueless as your grandparents.

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Delyiah, 2017