PS: this whole chapter is one big block of sarcasm
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Introducing Miss Rose Johnson Isabella Kylie Annabelle Oreo Potter! Also known as Harry Potter's lost sister that Voldemort for some reason didn't kill and did not show herself until now because the plot line demanded it!
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Doesn't she look SO MUCH like James and Lily?!1!?
Awww she looks just like Harry!
She has:
~ *Leeroy voice* PER-FECT blonde hair!
~Totes cool rainbow highlights! Because that's SO ALLOWED RIGHT?
~ Look at that girl go! She's too cool for those ugly uniforms!
Because screw uniforms nobody needs to know her house
:3
~ PERFECT SKIN!
EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A FIRST YEAR AND WOULD BE ON THE RECIEVING END OF PUBERTY AND BE ATTACKED WITH ACNE BUT NOOO SHE BE TOO BOSS FOR THAT
~ Look at that pose! Sure to get all the boys!
Harry: ♥.♥
Draco: ♥.♥
Ron: ♥.♥
Dumbledore: ♥.♥
~ Her best class is:
Transfiguration
Potions
Charms
Because those are the only classes that exist! :D
~ She's friends with:
The marauders (lol preten lake dey r alive okie imao ur welcommm)
Harry, Ron and Hermione!
And draco! Because he doesn't care that she's friends with Harry!
Her best friends:
Hermione
*enter another cliche oc*
*and another one*
And together they make the second generation marauders!!!1!
~ she's on good terms with Snape! Even thought she's Gryffindor but lol he totes doesn't care
~ She even fought Voldemort! Harry? Psshhhh who's that? SHE'S the savior!
Voldemort: *attacks Hogwarts*
OC: NU! STAHP!
*Voldemort listens and stops his entire army because he totally cares about what this random girl is gonna say*
Voldemort: Who dis chick
OC: I is da gurl who lived
Voldemort: bat I didnt try 2 kill u
OC: lol idc
Harry: da fack are you
Harry: you ain't no savior
Harry: did anyone ask for your slice of tart?
Harry: no.
OC: *le cries* UR MA BROTHA HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!
