Cringe Moments in HP Fanfics

Housism Rant

Housism Rant because I really want too
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-Hufflepuffs are now dumb.

It's always the Hufflepuffs that faint, get bullied, and is described as a pushover.

Because everyone forgets Tonks, Newt, Cedric, and a lot of others.

I don't know about you, but I think Hufflepuffs are awesome, think about it:

They're nice, and a great friend, they can solve a bunch of problems, both political problems and friendship problems because they're patient, and not to mention they can be hella sassy when they want too.

"Hufflepuffs are where left-overs go"

Don't fucking listen to this, kay?

People are put in Hufflepuff because they have something other houses don't: kindness

I'm not saying a bully can't get sorted into Hufflepuff, because that's possible, but remember that not everything is what meets the eye.

Hufflepuffs don't have to be kind of the outside, they just have good intentions or is just kind attention heart deep down.

A Hufflepuff can be a Bitch, but that's usually for a good reason. 

Love y'all puffs out there :)

--This sentence:

"I were walking down the halls wif Hermione and people were staring at us and admiring us bc we were the two most popular and hot gurlz in da school and we walked pass a Slytherin bullying a Hufflepuff and I walked right past them bc I'm so kind."

There are several things wrong with this paragraph.

Why are Slytherins always the bully?
Why are they always the ones to get pranked, to get detention?

The way everyone looks at Slytherins, who is the bully here? Other houses are the ones that are stereotyping Slytherins and as a Slytherin myself what are we expected to do? If we try and act nice we get dissed, if we act mean then no one bothers us because that's what they expect.

If we act nice, then:

"They're trying to act nice! Like they think we believe them."
"it's so a trap."
"They're trying to get to us and
crush us at the last minute."

I'm not saying I'm mean, I try to be nice.

But that's kinda the reason why most Slytherins of this era just keep to themselves.

We can't be nice, but we don't want to be mean.

No matter what we do, we still get dissed.
Other houses think that we're the ones trying to destroy them, but they're the ones destroying us.

Rant over, I'm sorry if I sound bias or mean I just really wanted to get that out.

Whenever I tell my friends I'm a Slytherin, they're reaction usually goes something like:  Σ(っ°Д °; )っ

To all fellow Slytherins, let us get dissed together (~_^)

So yeah..

And Ravenclaws.

If I had a mixed House, it would be slytherclaw, and a I have a best friend who's from Ravenclaw as well.

Can I just:

Ravenclaws are wise, not smart.

A Ravenclaw can get bad grades but is really wise.

There's a difference and it can happen.

My friend who's a Ravenclaw has decent grades, but they're just your normal everyday grades, so whenever she shows her grades to someone, they usually say something like:

"I thought you were a Ravenclaw?"
I'm not saying Ravenclaws aren't smart, what I'm saying is that Ravenclaws aren't automatically smart.

A wise person isn't born, they're made.

Most Ravenclaws in fanfics are that one girl who gets straight A's who doesn't even study and has no life.

The point of being in Ravenclaw is too work hard to be smart, and wise.

The sorting hat doesn't put you in Ravenclaw just because you have an IQ of 270, it puts you there because you have the potential to be wise.

If you're a Ravenclaw, don't feel bad because your grades aren't 100/100, the sorting hat put you there for reason.

Three down, one more.

I know I've been saying that all OC's go to Gryffindor, but I'm not saying it's a bad house. It's just overused.

If you're really brave and chilvelrous or whatever, then yeah, sure, Gryffindor pride.

If someone is a Gryffindor, it doesn't make them a fake fan. Just because the books were a bit bias on Gryffindor doesn't mean when somebody's a Gryffindor they're bragging.

If anything, it's kind of the same issue as Slytherin.
Everyone assumes they're big-headed (though some are) because according to the books "Gryffs are best house lol"  but guys the books are based off on the perspective of Harry, who's a Gryffindor, it's all in his eyes, so of course he would make Gryffindor seem like the best house and everyone would want to be in it because "oooh the main character is in it".

The thing is, you can't judge a person if he or she is a Gryffindor. Get to know them first, and see if she/he really is a true Gryffindor or a desperate fan.

I'm sorry if the Gryffindor part is slightly less... I dunno, you word it. But I'm a Slytherin, what do you expect? We're like that.

I have a very frienemie relationship with the Gryffs, so, for all the true Gryffindors out there, I fucking hate you :) <3  ＼（○＾ω＾○）／
(I said that with love okay)

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Dedicated to everyone of all houses (yes, even Gryffindors), Delyiah, 2017.