Cringe Moments in HP Fanfics

Tattoos, Moaning Myrtle, and POOF! you're rich! :D

Tattoos, moaning Myrtle, and POOF! you're rich! :D
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~Draco suddenly has a bunch of piercings and sleeve tattoos because he's "such a bad boy".

~Moaning Myrtle is MIA

Guess she went to live in the black lake.

~The Room of Requirement is there for sex, making out, dates, and nothing else.

~Sirius Black x OC AU's be like:

OC: *prissy girl*

Sirius: *Hogwarts bad boy*

~Peter Pettegrew x OC be like:

...

~ Okay but why are there no OC x Peter stories? I get that he's a jerk but at least have him experience some type of love in Hogwarts.

I'd love to see some post-betrayel controversy.

Just sayin'

~"Emma Dumbledore is the daughter of Dumb--"

Me: *shuts down phone, throws it at the wall* NOPE

~ Daughters / Heirs of Voldemort

~ All of a sudden everybody knows the way to all the houses common rooms.

Seriously! The common rooms are suppose to be kept a secret form other houses. Now the whole school can just break in at any time at all.

~ No classes.

Just making out, sex, eating, making out, occasionally dramatic quidditch, boyfriend drama....

Nobody got time for classes.

Pfff Charms? What's that?

~ Instead of "Defence Against the Dark Arts" 

Everyone calls it "DADA"

~ They ALWAYS meet on the Hogwarts Express

~ They are loaded.

Like bruh, you just found out you're a magical being and all of a sudden you're rich?

I know Hogwarts gives funds, but nope those don't exists now.

Just *poof!* one thousand galleons for you!1!1

~ All ghosts are MIA

~ House elves are MIA

~ GUYS STOP THE RON HATE!

#IstandbyRon

~ Dumbledore has lost all sense of humour.

OC: I'm in deadly danger what do I do

Dumbledore: *wise old man words*

OC: k

~ *knocks on door to fanfic*

*music starts playing*

Me: *knock knock, knock-knock, knock*

Me: Ron?

Me: do you wanna build a snowman?

Ron: *opens door wearing a moustache*

Ron: Sorry. Ron isn't hear. Only Roonald Weasel-bee.

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Delyiah, 2017 » 2018

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GUYS ITS 11.38 P.M DECEMBER THIRTY FIRST IT IS ALMOST OFFICIALLY 2018!