Cringe Moments in HP Fanfics

Dead People, Hagrid, and Time Travel

~Everyone is a witch/wizard.

No one is a centaur, or Mermaid, or house elf.

~ "Omgs Ron is the Grover of Harry Potter!1!1"

Oh yeah?

Who introduced Harry to the wizarding world?

Who is the first magical person Harry met?

WHO HAS STUCK WITH HARRY THROUGH AND THROUGH?

~Professor Flitwick and Professor Sprout are MIA

~ Those "lol Fred's actually alive it was all a prank" stories

FRED WEASLEY IS DEAD.
HE DIED FOR REASON.
ACCEPT IT.

~ Stories where they bring Snape, Dumbledore, Fred, etc etc alive again with some op potion or spell or wish.

~ Stories where the marauders travel into the future of either Harry's generation or Albus Severus Potter's generation.

When they travel to Harry's generation, they always find out about Sirius etc dying and fix it so they're alive again.

Don't try to bring the characters back for any sake or in any form. They died and are nothing coming back (wowie I'm being brutal).

~ Stories in which Harry travels back in time to the Marauders Era and becomes the defense against the dark arts teacher.

Hermione travels back as well and suprises Harry.
And then they teach defense against the dark arts together.

And Ron is just stuck in the present eating ice cream.

~ Harry x Hermione x Ron

You know how nasty those can get.

~ Hermione x Snape

~ Fanfics be like:

*Sirius le dies*

Harry: NUU!1!!
Harry: I'm so depressed
Harry: I can't go on anymore
Harry: I'm not gonna do anything

I know Harry can be a bit dramatic, and this is definitely possible, but only for a short while. He's not gonna be like this for the rest of his life.

There's something called "getting over it" and "moving on". It's very hard to do, but it always happens eventually.

It may not be that early, but it'll definitely happen after some time.
~ Harry is OP.

~ Ravenclaw OCs:

Is a hipster and gets straight O's without even studying and wears fake glasses and worries about dating.

~ Slytherin OC's:

Some sweet little girl that's all like "nu why am I in Slytherin I wanna be with da gryffs"

Or:

Some "tomboy" girl who loves black and is "mysterious" (Also wears 100 layers of makeup and black high heels bc she'd such a tomboy)

~ Gryffindor OC's:

"HEY EVERYONE I'M THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL AND I'M THE HAPPIEST AND BRAVEST PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET WITH NO FLAW WHAT-SO-EVER !!!!"

Hufflepuff OC's:

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Delyiah, 2017