Hey you strangers, if you've made it this far you're a true friend...or you skipped here which is more likely, but hey you still "opened" up my book, so thanks. :) Quick apology for all the sadness parts, just life's hitting me hard right now as my aunt passed away this week so that sucked. If you could let me know what kind of things you want me to tell you about let me know and I can hook you up or somethin'. Anyway, I'll catch up later.
Spirit week is this week, which means homecoming is this weekend. I'm hecka nervous. I hate parties, first of all, and I hate being in the same room as fifty sluts, which describes homecoming pretty clearly.
I don't know about you guys unfortunately, but I for one only like going to homecoming to have an excuse to do my hair and makeup and also so I can show all the guys that I'm hotter than the slob that wears sweatpants and sweatshirts to school every day like I do. Also, very brief rant:
If you wear sweatpants and a baggy sweatshirt or t-shirt, but you curl or straighten your hair or spend two hours making the perfect messy bun, YOU ARE NOT DRESSING LIKE A LAZY SLOB! Okay? A bum does not go to the mirror and look for imperfections in their hair or on their face. Sorry, that's just something that bothers me because it's generally the girls who like to think they're all that and whatnot. And another thing to add before I conclude this rant, SAME RULES APPLY FOR MAKEUP. YOU DO NOT PUT ON MAKEUP AND CAKE YOUR FACE TO SAY "oh look at me, I'm such a bum teeheehee *blushy face*" BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT BEING A BUM AND IN FACT YOU'RE A WANNABE BUM SO HA LOSER :POkay, I'm done now. Proceeding with homecoming. The dress I got was super cute I think, and it's different from all the ones I've seen to an extent. The sleeves are like Belle's from Beauty and the Beast, how they sit on your arms instead of straps on your shoulders. It's lacey like my freshman year homecoming dress, but it's black this time and has sleeves unlike my red strapless one. It's so cute I love it. I still don't know where it's at though so that's a bummer, but we'll figure it out this week I guess. Still looking for a date but it's not looking like it's going to happen so oh well. But I know I'll snag a date by prom. ;) Honestly, even if I don't get a date, I'll just make myself look so good that they'll all wish they asked me. Sorry boys but ya missed your chance. *flips hair and twirls away casually but in a strutty kind of matter*
Sorry these two were short tonight, I don't have too much to talk about right now. However, I have some culinary drama that I'll share tomorrow night I think.
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