Life can be so unfair sometimes that you just gotta keep shit moving. I should know, I've been through hell and back thanks to these unfair relationships I've been in. I had one man leave me because he said he didn't like the fact that I disciplined my children. What kind of stupid ass shit was that...? I'm an old school fool as Madea would say and I whoops mine. The next one came along and decided that I was controlling and that pissed me off. There is no way I should ask you to get up off your ass and cut the grass and then after four tries yea I'm gone holler and piss a bitch what else would you expect.
The next one came along and he lasted for almost two years before he decided that he of all people were gay or as they say now-a-days on the down low. See that’s that bullshit, for the longest I thought it was me. I thought I was doing something wrong until I phoned his ex and found out he told her the same ole' shit. So, it was either me or her or it was the simple fact and reason that neither one of us knew what the fuck we was doing or he was really on the down low.... just pitiful. (Fine ass nigga on the D.L. now see that's why I’m allergic to bullshit)
So I finally decided to pursue one of my many curiosities and find me a girlfriend. Yea, I said it and that's exactly what I did. I've always been attracted to girls in some shape form or fashion but I never ventured off and did something about it until now. I met this beautiful ass female, she had the perfect body. I mean she had long beautiful hair and a small waist and long legs. She had this breast that sat up and was dying for me to grab them and suckle like a new born. Her name was Shania and she was way pass beautiful, she was 30 yrs. of age and she had no children which were a plus not that I didn't want to deal with children it was just the fact that mine were grown and outta the house.
I wanted someone to chill and relax with on the weekends and during the week when I got off work. Something soft and tender for a change like myself. I needed that and there she was, I approached her not knowing what to say and for once I was scared outta my mind. I walked up and said hello of course and she smiled and she had the most beautiful smile ever. She turned and said "Hello" I lost all train off thought instantly. I stuttered a little and said "I don't normally do this but your beautiful" she looked me up and down and said "You know what, I pegged you different" I thought to myself what the fuck is that supposed to mean so I asked "How So,?" she simply laughed and said "When I saw you from afar I was thinking that's one fine ass nigga but when you turned around I knew instantly you were all female" I smiled because in all honesty I felt comfortable in my Timberland’s, baggy jeans and my button ups. I always wore my hair braided whether I was at work or out strolling. Now don't get me wrong when I went to work I was all business, straight suit and tie but the ladies suits, something my girl Janet Jackson wore in "Why Did I Get Married Too", fantastic movie by the way.
So I turned towards this lovely lady and said "My name is Desire, and I have two grown children and I make six figures and then some every year. I would love to take you out to dinner and maybe a movie, What you think?" she looked skeptical but she soon wrote down her number and said "Call me and by the way my name is Shania" I looked down at her being that I was a tad bit taller and said "Cool, how about tonight around eight would that be alright Ma,?" she looked at me and I noticed her big brown eyes and thought to myself damn, what am I getting into. She smiled and said "Sure, I'll be waiting" and then she turned and walked away and I watched her as she moved and if I had been blessed with a dick it would be rock hard right about now.
I think I smiled all day, I did some mild shopping and then I headed over to Burger King to grab me a bite to eat cause a bitch was starving. Soon after I got home I took me a long shower and contemplated on what to do about Shania here I was all female never had a lesbian encounter in all my days and I was nervous as hell. Time was creeping up on me and I still didn't know if I could go through the ordeal of being with another female....
