Here this bitch was standing in my hallway looking a hot mess. I folded my arms across my breast and said "What the hell Shania...? You following a bitch now because I sure in the hell didn't give you my address" she put her head down and started balling. I told her to come inside that way the nosy neighbors wouldn't hear our conversation. Shania walked inside and stood in the middle of the floor. I told her to have a seat while I went into my bedroom and threw on something comfortable and less complex.
I went into my bathroom and let the water out the tub grabbed my warm beer and headed into the kitchen. I hollered out and asked Shania if she wanted anything and she said "Sure, you got any Patron'" I went into my liquor cabinet and got out my snifter and poured Shania a shot of Patron'. I went into the living room and sat down on the couch and said "Okay Shania, What's up....?" she gulped her drink and I thought to myself “Well damn I should have brought the bottle." Shania looked up and said "Me and Tiffany had a fight today about you." I was at a loss for words because how in the hell did Tiffany know about me and was there really and us this bitch was wacko. "So, Shania how did Tiffany find out about me is this bitch following me to..? and speaking of following...?" she looked at me and said "Okay I admit I was outside your job today and when I was about to come in I saw your truck leaving the garage so I followed you. I'm sorry but it seemed like you were upset with me and I wanted to apologize in person for the other day but it seems like I keep fucking up somewhere"
I looked at Shania and said "Yea, you do keep fucking up and the more I wanna dislike you I can't for some strange reason. Your either gonna talk to me and let me know what the fuck is going on or your ass is gonna have to bounce. The next time you want be able to get up here without my permission. So, you need to talk to me...?" Shania asked if I could bring her the bottle of Patron'. I got up and went into the kitchen and grabbed the bottle. On the way back my house phone rung so I snatched it up while giving Shania the momma look you know the one "If you say something while I'm on this phone imma whoop your ass" face. Shania poured her a drink and sat back "Hello" I heard music in the background and it was bumping. "Hello, Dre is this you" I heard "Damn nigga shut the fuck up I'm trying to call my momma" I held the phone because I wanted to hear this.
I heard girls in the background and I heard one silly ass hoe say "Nigga you know my pussy is priceless. You will never find another bitch like me." This silly bitch, I was waiting for Dre to acknowledge my presence when I sat down on the couch and I heard him say "Hello, Hello" I took a breath and said "Are you through playing with your hoes..?' he stuttered and said "Huh...?"~"Nigga you heard me and why haven't you called me in over two weeks...?" he claimed he was busy with school and that he had been studying none stop.
I knew that was a lie "Look Dre, I worked my ass off so I could pay for you and your sister's education and you out there slacking off and getting your dick sucked. You need to find a major and stick with it. What is your major now last week you were talking about Engineering Technology...? Now what is it...?" he was mad now I could hear it in his tone "Okay momma I know I keep changing my major but I'm sticking to this one so I can come work for you and help you out" he thought that shit was gone work but I said "And what's that Dre...? He laughed and said "Gone girl quit playing while I'm talking to my momma" and this ignorant ass hoe gone say “I wish you were talking to me instead. Hurry up....Nigga" I was getting agitated all over again.
Shania damn near found her future in the bottom of my damn Patron. I heard Dre say "In a minute damn ... Momma....? ~"Yes Dre," he laughed I guess at ole' girl and said "What were we talkin about...? ~"Boy, we were talking about your major. So what the hell is it this time and quit playin with them chicken heads while I'm on the phone. You can do that shit later…” he coughed and said "Momma I changed my major to Criminal Justice" I was floored because he hated my line of work. "Um, Dre what made you choose Criminal Justice...?” and then I heard some shit I wasn't supposed to "Um, yea girl just like that. Damn bitch watch your teeth..." I knew I was not hearing this shit. "DRE!" he gone have the nerve to say "Let me call you back Ma" this was one hell of a day and now one hell of a night.
Shania looked at me all drunk and shit and said "Was that your man" I looked at her and said "Don't you fuckin start with me. Ms. Secrets I have no idea where you live or for that matter where you work. Every time I ask you a question your bitch ass clam up and change the subject. You running around her following muthafucka’s and shit and then you wanna know who the fuck I'm talking to on the phone. Bitch I don't have to explain a mutha-fuckin thing to you matter fact get your ass up and get the fuck up out my spot"
This bitch started crying like I smacked her or some shit. "Shania today is not the day to be crying and shit. I can't fuckin take it not today and if you don't shut the fuck up I'm bound to punch your ass right in the fuckin mouth." She sniffled and said "Well Damn, I guess I'll leave" I guess she wanted sympathy but she wasn't getting it from me. I stood up and walked over to the door and said "Bye Bitch" she walked over and fell to her knees and kissed my inner thigh. I was not falling for this shit "Shania quit this is not gonna help you" she kissed my other thigh and I moaned but I was not giving in. "Shania quit it" she placed her fingers on my panty line and pulled them slightly to the side. I tried pulling her up but she wasn't bulging.
She spread my lips apart and found my button and kissed and I was damn near weak from that alone but I had to hold my ground. I backed up and she fell forward on her hands and she begin to cry all over again and she looked up at me and said "I know your new to this and I respect whatever decision there is you have to make but please just let me please you. It will be all about you tonight. Please, just let me please you...? I looked at Shania and no matter how much my body craved to be touched I was not giving in. I needed answers and she was just too scared to give them. I was not walking into another relationship blind and dumb not this time around. I went back to the door and opened it and said "Bye Shania" she stood up, grabbed her purse, squared her shoulders and sashayed her ass to the elevator. When the doors sprung open there stood Tiffany.
