Secrets (LafayetteXreader)

Part 20

My children. My poor children. It's been like 6 months since I've been on this account. We fucking hit 3,000 my god can I TAKE A MOMENT. TO FLY OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH. And land in the pile of trash that is myself, Bc this story is not going anywhere tbh the plot line is more messed up then my grades for this semester. But alas I want to thank every one of u for even taking a second to read even one chapter of this book. ITS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE AND DOSENT MAKE ANY SENSE that makes it romotly funny. Bc it's not and idk why I thought it was tbh I'm just realizing now that NO ONE IS PROLLY SEEING THIS bc all they saw was PART 20 and they were like dang dibbity doo this lazy ass mofo finally decided to write another part after ages of ME FUCKING waiting here crying under the refrigerator watching buzzfeed unsolved for some reason. Wait why am I watching buzzfeed unsolved, oh right Bc this bitch hasn't updated her story in 20 motherfuckin years. *_audreyw15_ updated her story (Part 20)* *brain explodes* wait hol up this bitch actually made anotha part. Yes I did and it's going to be the last part *wipes tears away* but since I haven't updated in soooo long and there is prolly supposed to be another 10-20 parts left to sum up everything left, well make way for the queen so she can write it all in one part. While summing everything up. So get ready to B OUTTA YA MIND! Disclaimer: I have read none of the chapters before writing this, so I have no idea what the plot line is *you rolling your eyes* "honey we don't either" ight

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You close your eyes while walking up the steps. You also sigh as well Bc you know you just snatched that bitches weave, but then you remember, Adrienne wouldn't be able to even show up in the first place because no one said her name and her plan isn't even ready yet. "Huh." You say stepping onto the top step. "It's all a fuckin illusion."

You hear a long scream. Slowly you turn around rolling your eyes, "Thomas really needs to stop staring at himself in the mirror." You run downstairs only to see puff pastry all on the walls. Lawrence shrugs looking over to Lafayette as he starts eating it off the wall.

You put your hand on your hip, "what happened to this boi over here." Madison rolls his eyes and drops the puff pastry that he was cleaning up on the floor, "This dumbass thought it would be a good idea to throw puff pastry cans at each other." Thomas nodded,"Yes and I was right. Now who thought that thing with Adrienne earlier was super funny."

Lafayette looked at Thomas, "dude that was like, maybe 5 minutes ago." "hold up how was she even in the house if she wouldn't be able to in the first place?" Lawrence said grabbing a bottle of champagne from the fridge.

"I say we find out where she is at and end this whole thing once and for all." You slam your hand on the table. "Ooo that's cute. You know your whole empowering speech, yeah while you do that imma drink this whole bottle of champagne and watch Season 69 of this crappy ass plot line." Lawrence says walking into the other room.

"Yeah and I'm going to finish eating the puff pastry off these walls." Lafayette says SLURPING up a piece of puff pastry. "Yeah sweaty I'm going to chill in the freezer." You laugh, "Thomas that was a terrible pun-THOMAS!" You watch as he climbs into the freezer and giving you the death stare as he slowly closes the door. "Okay well that leaves you Madison?" He nods, "um yes I'll go on this stupid little mission ONLY if we get to buy little spy outfits from party city." You nod, "yes yes whatever." You say pushing him out the door.

....yaa party city time skip....

You fit yourself in a ratchet lookin black suit that showed to much of your cleavage. You turn around, "is this fine." Madison shakes his head, "it shows your cleavage nicely but not your curves." You roll your eyes. " JAMES THIS IS THE 14TH FUCKING COSTUME YOUVE MADE ME TRY ON!" You yell as Madison rolls his eyes, "aw honey and this is why Lafayette would rather be licking that puff pastry then be here Bc you are so stubborn geez." He turns around walking away as you check the time.

... random ass time skip...

You and Madison walk out of party city in your new stupid ass outfits, but it makes him happy and wanna help so, whatever.

...what the shit where are these time skips coming from

You and Madison really have no idea what your doing so u end up looking around the park for an hour and for some reason Madison looks under a rock, yeah idk either, but since this is a book.

"Hey I'm over here." You and Madison turn around "wow Adrienne it is so convenient that you are currently in the park vicinity on this current day." Adrienne awkwardly nods her head, "yes I agree ig." "Hey b-bitch." You turn around and look at Madison. "What do you think about y/n's outfit?" Adrienne looks for a second, "I think it shows the right amount of cleavage, but not enough of your curves." Madison slaps his thigh, "SEE!"

"Okay okay ENOUGH of this bull shit. Adrienne you are like 20 feet away you can come closer." She nods and walks over to you and Madison. "Mmkay now I don't have to yell."

She nods. " is your plan done?" I shake my head, "nope how about yours?" She shakes her head as well, "naw I don't have a team so instead of writing a plan I've been eating Taco Bell." "Aw man Taco Bell is so good, but it gives me the shits." "GUYS THIS STORY IS SUPPOSED TO BE SUSPENSEFUL!" You and Adrienne both look at Madison and nod, "u rite u rite."

"I don't even know how I'm here I thought you had to say my name or somethin to show up." You shrug, "yeah sorry the writer is really retarded." Adrienne sighs, "what about Burr. Didn't he die or something?" Madison and you nod, "ohhhh yeah I remeber that. Yeah he died."

"Why did you even have to protect Lauren's  in the first place?" Adrienne looks bluntly at me, "um prolly Bc he's a bean and can't even fight." We all nod in agreement at our very cute bean at home watching how much worse this plot line is doing.

"I thought we were gonna have a lit ass fight to end this off?" Adrienne agrees, "yeah we were gonna have these cool guns and everything." You nod your head and then realize something, "wait isn't it weird that this story started in the 1700's then turned into the 2000's in one chapter." Madison starts laughing.

You then hear some sticks crack or sum shit so you turn around. Jefferson is standing there with a gun pointed at you.

"Jefferson put the gun down u weirdo wtf are you doin?" You say slightly nervous. Jefferson pulls back some of his lucious locks™️. "I was going to end up being the villain in this story, I had it all planned out and everything. I was going to be the best character in this entire shit ass plot line." He waves his gun in the air. "I was going to save you or somethin, make you trust me, then kill you." He looked at you dead in the eyes.

You stare bluntly then say,"Why tho ni🅱️🅱️a?" He kinda looks off for a moment and then looks back at you he scratches his head with his gun, "I actually don't really know why." You look at Adrienne and then take a sigh.

You hear a loud scream and then you see him. Coming over the hill. His beautiful face, his beautiful man bun, damn and his beautiful running skills a ha hmu wit lessons.

It was LAFFAYEET!

He throws some puff pastry on Thomas and seagullz attac him. Then all of a sudden they are carrying him away. You slightly wave then look at LAFFAYEET. "Good thing ya had the puff pastry!" *guest audience laughs*

You look away from the camera, Adrienne turns around quickly and said, "wait wtf where did the seagullz come from?" You shrug *guest audience laughs* "can you not."

LAFFAYEET hugs you, "wait how did you know where to find me and how did you know about Thomas." LAFAYEET looks at you weirdly, "um I didn't know you were here I followed Thomas, and what about Thomas?"

You look at him, "he wanted to be the main character in the book so he tried to kill me." LAFAYEET nods, "I see. No he stole my puff pastry so I used the power of 'where the hell did those seagullz come from' to stop him."

Oh HAHAHAHA hahahah

"Plus we all know I'm the main character in the story." LAFAYEET looks at the camera and winks
*everyone dies* but Laf will live on forever. Hide all of your puff pastry.